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Victoria Beckham has pledged never to sing again. Feel free to run into the streets, and hug your neighbors as the tickertape alights in your hair. I'd rather hear Marlee Matlin sing. She's probably better. Posh is saying SHE was the reason for the Spice Girls abruptly cutting their tour short. She claims to have looked within and discovered that she's a fashion designer, not a singer. For real, this must be like when the Cuban Missile Crisis ended. When she actually sings, it sounds like manatees being beaten. Posh says she did the reunion tour with the Spice Girls because she wanted her kids to know that "mummy was a pop star once." "I've been thinking about this for a long time. I'm not in the music industry any more. I'm in the fashion industry," she says. Previous speculation centered on Mels B and C as being the reasons for the tour ending, or poor ticket sales. Who knew it was because of the most charitable gesture since that guy went to the island with all the lepers or whatever.
muffinandjezebel says:
LOL, you are too funny. I thought maybe she had to be beamed up by Tomcat and crew. Cuban Missile Crisis. LOL, LOL.
gerard Vandenberg says:
She never ever smiles on pictures because her WRINKLES will appear!!
T-Bone says:
"Feel free to run into the streets, and hug your neighbors as the tickertape alights in your hair. I'd rather hear Marlee Matlin sing. She's probably better".
Hilarious, J.!
Zekers says:
Seriously Gerard, a lot of women don't smile because it will wrinkle their face. Seems like a waste of life to me... :)
jbonz says:
Bullshit. The only PR value left in the "Spice Girls" farce is the question of why they broke up and "Posh" (God, whatta STOOPUD name!) wants that spotlight for herself.
So the tots won't know Mommy was a popstar in 1998 unless she returns to the scene of the crime in 2007, eh? No Google in the Beckham home.
Persistent Cat says:
I agree with Jbonz. Heaven forbid the others get press, she suddenly steps up and says it was her. Whatever.
Stickler says:
Oh, J.Harvey, you make my day when I read one of your posts!
By the way, I live in Boston too and my roof leaks because someone thought slapping a roof deck on the building without proper planning was a good idea. I totally feel your pain!