Brad Pitt threw a wobbly when he found out Tom Cruise got some jacked-up new motorcycle delivered before he did. Tom got the new Ducati Desmosedici RR motorcycle, Brad found out and the boys in brown paid the price. A UPS exec sent a series of e-mails to freight terminals informing employees that they needed to stop delivery on any more of the motorcycles until Angelina Jolie's manservant got his. One of the e-mails actually said "we wouldn't want to upset Brad Pitt". Why? Will Angie mass her Third World forces and take down UPS? Probably. Does the bike have a sidecar for her to glower from? Supposedly, Brad's snit prevented Denzel Washington and Michael Jordan from getting THEIR new Ducatis on time. Brad Pitt is a racist!
Zekers says:
Now come on J., you know that if you could wield that kind of "power" you'd do it in a heartbeat!
...picturing Angie in the side car, dressed in her leathers, with a whip, of course. "Faster Bradley, faster!"
green cardigan says:
The Humanitarian with the Most Dyed Hair in the World threw a hissy fit. Not surprising really.
Did i hear him drooning on about green energy recently, making inane 'lets make a differnce' type comments..and there he is with another gas guzzler. Way to Go Brad!!
Tilly says:
Wow, if this story is true, Brad Pitt needs to get his priorities straight. I hate it when celebs tell the public that we need to give more money to charity while they throw temper tantrums about the latest "toy". No more Angelina or Brad movies for me, I'm sick of them.
tinatoo says:
didn't he just get a new bike for his birthday? like a $100,000 bike? how many does he need?
he's a baby....he and angie need to get over themselves....just like the rest of the world is doing.
i swear i hope they have so many babies that no matter how miserable they end up with each other they can't get out of the mess they got themselves into...now that would be fitting!!!!
Simone says:
Come on, they shit money and are still helping the underpriviledged. Let him pamper himself, its HIS money. There are hundreds of people with much more money than Brangelina who do nothing to help the less fortunate.
Plus I'd love to be his new bike. Anyone with super powers to turn me into the next Ducati Desmosedici RR shipped by UPS?
spaz says:
totally agree...what a f-ing bunch of babies these people are. "he got it first? WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
and yes, very "green" of him. Just like with most of these celebs (and in some cases politicians...), it's do what I preach, not what I do.
Suz says:
Rotflmao
jen says:
What a "role model" for his children....classy.
tln says:
What does throwing a tantrum until you get yours have anything to do with being a racist? Also, I think you underestimate the passion of someone very invested in their hobby. If I paid $100K for a bike and it was delivered late, I would definitely pick up the phone and yell at someone!!
2 Old 4 This says:
UPS delivers motorcycles???
He didn't get it through a Ducati dealership?
Did he order it on-line?
Amazon.com?
Overstock.com?
Do you get free shipping on an order that expensive. So many questions.
There's an entire realm of reality that I have no frame of reference for
spaz says:
it's not that it was delivered "late", it was that Tom Cruise got his BEFORE little Pitty got his. It was a matter of ego, nothing more.
and since some of us are humor-impaired, let me explain. ALL deliveries of this bike were stopped until Pitt got his...therefore delaying the deliveries to some buyers...like Denzel and MJ...therefore prompting a JOKE from J. Harvey that Pitt is a racist. Get it? A JOKE?
Zekers says:
You tell 'em spaz!
Queen Caffeine says:
bwahahahaha!
blady02 says:
Faggot! Go away! Great role model, Pittiful and the skanky land reign! Not! BOX OFFICE POISON! Buy a lot of those bikes because in a few years you and your skeletor will be broke and have to start selling things off to pay for all those kids! You will get no mercy from us! We are sick of you! Poor kids though! Celebrities are not immune to being flat ass busted broke! Plan B is failing! Bwawawawawawa! Karma bitch!
John John says:
If you believe everything you read then you should not be reading about celebrities.