God, if there's one thing I can't stand it's faux importance via cell phone fakery. You're just SOOO important with your Blackberry, Chloe. Give it a friggin' rest. Oh I can't even be bothered to notice Fergie, because I have so much to do! Who are these geeks who are on their cell phone 24-7. Did they not get enough milk from mommy's tit or something? Jesus, there could be a dinosaur rampaging down Mass Ave. and Chad and Jenna are on their Blackberry talking about absolutely nothing. You're not the President. You probably fetch lattes for Anna Wintour's dog groomer. Get over yourself. Oh, here's Fergie and the withered Rachel Zoe at body fascist Marc Jacobs' fashion show. Sorry, I still can't find that Blondie shirt in XL and until then he's dead to me. Anyway, there's some kind of drama about how Marc Jacobs has taken up with porn star Erik Rhodes. Which I'm sure is news to his current flame, former rent boy Jason Preston. Rhodes denies these charges, but my question here is: does Marc Jacobs date anyone who hasn't been paid to give oral at least once in their life? So his fetish is hookers? Just wondering.
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More photos of Fergie at the Marc Jacobs show plus a slightly NSFW photo of Erik Rhodes after the jump.
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And a photo of Erik Rhodes is down a bit further.
spaz says:
j, you crack me up with the whole Blondie tshirt thing. I've been in the same situation and GEEZ what an insult.
what's worse is when they actually do have an XL but it's sized more like a small or medium.
FuntKase says:
Jesus dude... take a shit or something. You're going to explode with all that crap fermenting all up in your system.
Fergie is one righteously grotey-pote ball of puke.
silvarga says:
Jason Preston was also in porn, so perhaps his title should be hyphenated...
Looking at Erik Rhodes, I suppose I could call it an "upgrade". But I won't really know for sure until I've heard Erik Rhodes' voice.
On another Marc Jacobs note, I can't understand how Jacobs expects to morph himself into a mash-up of Tom Ford and Dean/Dan Caten but STILL won't seal the deal by getting a decent goddamn nose job. Finish what you've started Marc, CHOP THE SCHNOZ!
GiGI says:
Actually the two ladies behind Fergie are Virginia Smith and Somebody Burke - they are very high up at Vogue. So Fergie should be sitting behind them. I am sick of celebrities overly involved in fashion - sick of them on the covers. Hell they even need a stylist to get dressed. What are they? A toddler?