Cute Guy Thursday continues here a "A Socialite's Life". What is it about Joey Fatone? Why does this hairy, goofy schlub make me swoon like a tween girl over a Zac Efron notebook? Ok it's totally the cub thing and the juicy ass. What? I have needs. To my three straight guy readers - picture a non-pregnant Jessica Alba and her boobers floating up there. That's what Joey Fatone does for me. Straight dudes love the Alba. *sigh* Granted, if I saw Jessica Alba in zero gravity approaching me, I'd break out the rifle. But that's just me. I would think I was being invaded by otherwordly stank demons! Here Joey Fatone celebrating his 31st birthday at the ZERO-G facility at the Kennedy Space Center in Florida. It looks fun in pictures, but I'd probably be yakking all over the place.
More Joey Fatone after the jump.
Nanc' says:
Oh, J. Harvey! I think we need to stage a Fatone intervention for you! Seriously?? Fatone is the guy you like to hang with for giggles... not have sex with!
Kelkel says:
I totally get the fatone attraction. what I don't get is what he was thinking when he married that poodle of a wife of his there with that hair! She is sooooo NOT attractive at all. I live near him...I could do soooo much more!!!
Queen Caffeine says:
He seems cuddly. :)
Me says:
I get the Joey attraction. He seems fun and there is just something about him that draws you in.
Kelkel says:
"he draws you in"...yes he does...his eyes are amazing and those lips...don't get me started!!! I guess it doesn't hurt he looks quite a bit like my husband! Maybe thats why I am so attracted to him! And, I love a man that can make me laugh! Joey is just adorable.