For real, all sorts of bloggers were at Bryant Park today taking in the "Project Runway" show and finding out who the final three and fake fourth were. Was J. Harvey? No. Why? Cuz' apparently he's low-rent. Blogs that have features about female ejaculation were live-blogging from front and center. Don't click that link if you want to be surprised next Wednesday. Was J. Harvey? No. If he'd known what he needed to bring to the table to get a pass into Bryant Park, he would have been writing about labia, UTI's, and the benefits of screwing your boss awhile back. Careful not to walk in here in bare feet, you might step on the shards of my shattered dreams. Anyway, here's some pics depicting VICTORIA BECKHAM looking like a kumqut as the guest judge for the season finale. And I'm guessing Christian made it because that broad on the runway looks to be wearing one of his pieces.
Fans of my recaps, I urge you to write to Bravo's PR department and request, nay, DEMAND that I get to cover that show in Bryant Park next year. In the meantime, I will be sitting here on Web MD, educating myself about toxic shock syndrome and yeast infections. Cuz' apparently that's what sells these days!
Photos: Getty Images
24 more photos from the 'Project Runway' fashion show featuring Victoria Beckham, Michael Kors, Heidi Klum, Nina Garcia, Harvey Weinstein, Lindsay Price Laura Bennett, Riyo Mori are after the jump.
(Hint - Right-click on the image thumbnails with your mouse to open them in a new tab or window.)
Photos: Getty Images
DavidDust says:
I got your back J - let's get to stabbing!
DavidDust says:
And can you imagine what kind of clusterfuckery my girl Sweet P sent down the runway? Maybe it's better that you WEREN'T there...
Joya says:
OH HELL NO!!!! Forget next year! I'm writing them to ask them if you can do the post finale recap show THIS year!!! I think YOU should be there to interview the JUDGES about their take on the whole thing!
peachpie says:
consider it done, Mr. Harvey.
and if it's any consolation, vicky looks, uh, atrocious. her face needs a good, good scrubbing!
radiodove says:
Gaw, Victoria's head is way too big for her body, her face looks leathery and she's got a big nose.
Your Mom says:
Ugh. Hideous! That orange dress simply screams 'TRANSSEXUAL PRISON GARB!"
(Yes, Virginia, they do have tanning beds in tranny prisons.)
erica says:
all the final 5 showed at bryant park....even the people at the show don't now the final 3
erica says:
all the final 5 showed at bryant park....even the people at the show don't know the final 3
erica says:
all the final 5 showed at bryant park....even the people at the show don't know the final 3
annonniemouse says:
The reason Jezzie got in is because they're part of the Gawker network, and those folks got enough blogs and readers that they can get access to almost anything (though Gizmodo is banned from CES from here on out because of a prank they pulled this year where they turned off TVs in the middle of presentations with a little hidden gadget they had).