Terrifying Ghoul Michael Jackson Might Make An Appearance At The Grammys Tonight

I always feel like Jermaine Dupri is the storyline from "Trading Places 2". Here he is with MJ's sister Janet at a Grammys function. Michael Jackson must have heard I was live-blogging the Grammys tonight, so he's deciding on whether or not to drag his pale, traumatized pedophile carcass across the stage at LA's Staples Center. Because people will be following along and he needs to be seen and read about for something other than putting his children in burqas and sharing his bedroom with young boys! For real, there's a rumor that Michael Jackson will perform at the Grammys tonight. Sources say that Justin Timberlake will the show by dueting with Frank Sinatra. Ugh. I HATE THAT. I'd rather see him sing with MC Skat Cat. And supposedly MJ will creep out and do a number from "Thriller". Which is being released on Tuesday by Sony in a special 25th anniversary edition. Oh, I get it. Michael's allegedly been rehearing at a Burbank dance studio. I'd much rather he come out, get on a mike and explain exactly what his psychopathology is. Seriously, I want to know. I don't even know if that's a word, but you smell what I'm steppin' in.

Oh, and tis' true. I will be live-blogging the Grammys tonight starting at 8 PM EST. Tune in and watch with me, comment, tell me I'm wrong about Beyonce's dress, whatever. Join me!

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11 more photos from Jermaine Dupri's Annual Pre-Grammy Party featuring Janet Jackson, Jermaine Dupri, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Jimmy-Jean Louis are after the jump.