Dolly Parton's Smuggling WMD's Under Her Bra

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I don't care how much plastic surgery she gets, I will always love Dolly Parton. And, I will always love her enormous boobs because they are as much a part of her as her giant blonde wig collection. According to Dolly, her lady lumps even have their own names, "shock" and "awe." The country singer admits that the relationship between her and her impressive rack is something of a chicken and the egg type of situation. "I don't know if I'm supporting them or they're supporting me."

But as much affection as she has for her twins, they've been giving her back trouble, causing her doctors to advise her to give herself a good six to eight weeks of rest to ease the stress on her back. She should just consider getting some helium injected into those suckers and she'd be good to go.

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6 Comments

February 11, 2008 7:16 PM

She could kill a man with those things

February 11, 2008 8:09 PM

They're fake. She readily admits that.

...and I'm sure many have died, Queen C.

it's the only place they didn't look for 'em. She's still lookin' good.

it's the only place they didn't look for 'em. She's still lookin' good.

Wait a minute. Should they be called WBD - Weapons of Back Destruction?

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