"Who is this? Damn, some kinda top hatted crazy? Wait, does she have products? Maybe I can sell them for her on TV." Here's some snaps of all the ladies at last night's show. Is it bad that I kinda like Beyonce's dress? I don't know. Yoko does look like a mad scientist showing off her newest trannie creation. Can we talk about Kelis for a second? I was gonna wear that! Good lord, I don't know whether to admire her chutzpah or point out that wearing that is sort of a dick move on her part. What's with these ladies who get to wear three dresses each to the ceremomy? Massive costume changes all around. This was like Beyonce's fourth outfit. By hook or by crook, she's determined to be the most important female singer in the world. All I know is that Lisa Rinna better get her gnarled Kaballah talon off my man. I'm about to take off my earrings.
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42 more photos of the women gracing the Grammy red carpet featuring Beyonce, Solange, Alicia Keys, Carrie Underwood, Fantasia Barrino, Faith Hill, Natasha Bedingfield, Cindi Lauper, Brooke Hogan, Miley Cyrus, Tocarra Jones, Amy Lee, Corrine Bailey Rae, Taylor Swift, Kelis, Yoko Ono, Rosyln Sanchez, Nelly Furtado and Lisa Rinna are after the jump.
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Debbie says:
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Zekers says:
...looking at Fantasia's hair...huh....
Yoko is still crazy...isn't she in her seventies now?
Suzanne says:
You're "kinda liking" Bonce's dress because it's an Elle Saab and NOT another mad creation designed by her mother!
S_M_G says:
Yeah I"m with Debbie. A lot of stuff going on with the page. It crashes my crackberry everytime I try to view it and on my internet explorer it is giving all kinds of crap too.
bostongreen says:
It's Yoko!
it's me says:
yoko uno (spelling?) The women that caused the rift between the beatles! The womam married to john lennon!
samantha says:
IT'S YOKO ONO!!!!!!! COME ON NOW!!!!! how do you not know who she is??
Queen Caffeine says:
Jay clearly knows it's Yoko--the gag is that Beyonce doesn't.
It's even funnier, given the fact that Beyonce is basically the Yoko Ono of "Destiny's Child."
ginger says:
What the hell is up with that chick wearing the "nigger" jacket?!?
If a white person says it he's a racist, but it's ok for a black woman to wear it in bold letters written across her back? This is ridiculous.
People have been fighting the use of this derogatory word for so long...now it's ok?
I am disgusted by this woman.
Someone please explain this to me.
spaz says:
clearly this group's strength is NOT reading for comprehension.
as Queen pointed out, J. Harvey knows who it is, he's making a joke that B does NOT.
oh, and ginger, I totally agree. But, just for clarification's sake, it's supposed to be promoting her man's (Nas) new album, which is actually titled "Nigger".
N7 says:
Jay-Z IS the MAN!and he proved that in more than a way already!and on Grammmmys,lettin her hand!wow!thats a Man Respecting his gal!
Riri has to get it already.was so embarassing wat she did ,she shudnt hve gone on dat stage either...come oooon kiss him on the lips as well...u still got so mucccch to try to compete w beyonce,biach!