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February 12, 2008 5:59 PM

Miley's inner monologue, "Omigod, omigod, omigod, omigod, omigod, omigod, omigod...can I stop touching him now?"

February 12, 2008 6:07 PM

In a desperate attempt to revamp his career, Ruben Studdard has convinced Miley Cyrus to collaborate on a song with him.

February 12, 2008 6:42 PM

Worried about his daughter's safety, Billy Ray Cyrus hires a sumo wrestler to be Miley's bodyguard. Caught up in the excitement of being responsible for his pint-sized charge, the big guy promptly changes his name to "Bumper Ray."

February 12, 2008 8:51 PM

"This man represents a pound for every dollar I have made while standing here touching him and smiling!"

February 12, 2008 9:19 PM

With the help of her good friend, Miley Cyrus, Star Jones finally decides to call it a truce with her "inner-self" and let it ALL hang out!!
"Hey, you gonna eat that?" Ms. Jones was heard asking later.

February 12, 2008 9:39 PM

And then he put her between two pieces of bread and that was the last time we ever saw her.

February 12, 2008 9:55 PM

"Miley, mindful of the warning not to get trapped beneath one of the flapjacks, administered the patented safety-side-hug."

Dude's hand is bigger than the width of her body; she could throw a 6 pack and some ice into his belly button and have a great day at the beach. What kind of giant is this?

"I shit bigger than... no, wait, that's about right."

February 13, 2008 1:20 AM

"I'm your biggest fan!"

Tightening her shoulders releasing helplessly an inner awkwardness, she finally realizes that, "Ohoh... I still have a long way to go before I stand out in a picture." (shrugs).... (shrugs more)...

After long hours of auditions and weeding out many hopeful candidates, Miley eventually settled on Manny Yarbrough as her new backup dancer.

February 13, 2008 11:25 PM

GET IN MAAHH BELLY!!!

February 14, 2008 2:50 AM

Um... which one is Miley again?

"Oh my God!...Its a real live manatee"

uhoh, Nick Dont get jealous!

uhoh, Nick Dont get jealous!

After giving it much thought, Jabba and I have agreed that the time has come for my next name change. So from now on, please address me as Miley Ray Cyrus The Hut.

miley is ugly

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