Here's that dimwit Jessica Simpson, accompanied by her boyfriend Tony Romo and boatloads of tension at an airport. Under that cowboy hat, I sense fear and panic. Despite reports that the Dallas Cowboys QB is trying to sack her ass, she's managing to hold it together. For now. LOOK! I made a sports analogy! Jesus, I should subscribe to "Maxim" and take up golf and watch "Modern Marvels". Jess has been on sort of a downward spiral lately. Her last album tanked, and they keep sending her movies straight to the clearance bin at Blockbuster. Plus, I saw a seven year old try on her cheap lip gloss in Wal*Mart the other day and pronounce it "nasty-ass and low-rent". Ok, she didn't say that. But she thought it.
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Michelle says:
Why can't she close her mouth. She looks like a fish. She looks retarded.
Michelle says:
Why can't she close her mouth. She looks like a fish. She looks retarded.
sdoicvio says:
god, this is such a wore-out looking tranny-ho. she looks so much like a man in the face. and that burned-up frizzy hair is NOT helping. she may have a kick-ass rack, but the rest of her needs to get a modern day, updated look. like into the 21st century. that may help a tad bit.
Zekers says:
I don't get the mouth thing either...Lindsay Lohan does that too.
If I were her, I'd cut my losses, take my money, make a some solid investments and travel. Why she insists on attempting to have a "career" is beyond me. Maybe she thrives on rejection...
Queen Caffeine says:
I can't even remember why we know who she is
gerard Vandenberg says:
DUMB...........................or was it DUMBER?
tina says:
she looks worn out and she is not even 30 yet, all that money and trying to look sloppy.
tina says:
she looks worn out and she is not even 30 yet, all that money and trying to look sloppy.
Cat says:
Aww gee while were are at it lets sack other quaterback girlfriends too! Let say Gesile, put her on the list too!! You know the Patriot loved mess up too!
da-dah says:
I hear she is very girly-gay friend boring yakity-yak, talking, giggling on and on about her ambitions, hopes, dreams, needs, desires,.. dogs, charity, then Bling! she gets a hint of worry and baby sweet talk; let's do it honey when she sees his eyes roll, deep sighing.. the man gets quiet, tense and making up excuses, and tears, trembling trout lips.. but okay.. give her one for the road.. then her screaming and moans and acting like a dying porpoise which is her way of conveying happiness and joy.. but really LOUD fightening in a way that has the hotel staff ringing the doorbell, knocking.. and people in the next rooms banging on the walls and saying shut the hell up.. and calling down to the desk manager to have them removed.. and that turns her men off.