Don't get me wrong. I love me some cold, bitchy, art-leeching, bold Madge. But damn if her movies don't usually stink up the joint. Like Brandon Davis' sneakers! Maybe slightly better than a straight to DVD Jessica Simpson, but I'm being kind.
Anyway, Madonna premiered her newest film, a short called "Filth & Wisdom", at the Berlin Film Festival today to a cool reception. And she was going on and on about how she wants to ascend to the level of genius of filmmakers like "Godard, Visconti, Pasolini and Fellini". Lady, ascend to Brett Ratner. That's more your speed. Make a nice buddy cop movie.
"Filth & Wisdom" is about some guy who's working as a female dominatrix and his two roommates. It's about people struggling to be famous or something. It sounds all sorts of terrible, but it's a short so I will probably never have to endure it on cable. Unless I'm drunk and pass out while the TV's on the Sundance Channel.
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T-Bone says:
Oh Madge!
She strikes me as the sort of person who simply won't allow herself to be happy until she's conquered all realms of show business.
She's gonna get respect in the film industry if it kills her, darn it!!!!
Queen Caffeine says:
I agree, T-Bone.
I get the feeling that if she thought she could wrestle the entire world into liking her artistic creations, she would.
Why? says:
I don't know why, but I really REALLY want to fuck Eugene Hutz...
justifymylove says:
what I'm asking myself is how the hell can she walk in those KILLER heels!?