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So Paris Hilton told Ellen DeGeneres that she owns 17 dogs. Seventeen. I hope her cleaning staff is top-notch otherwise that place is going to smell like the seventh ring of canine hell. Anyway, there's some law in Los Angeles that says you can't own more than three at one time. So The LA Dept. of Animal Services arrived earlier this week to her house to investigate her ass. You know there were dogs in pink sweaters yipping "please help us, she tests her makeup on us" at them. In actuality, when they showed up they discovered all of the animals were with different handlers so they couldn't really call her ass on anything.
Paris told Ellen she has so many because the bitches keep getting knocked up and she feels bad giving them away. "They keep having babies and I feel bad about giving them away. If I had a baby and someone gave it away for me I feel bad for my dogs." Like she's never given away a baby in her lifetime. If she thought about it, those "babies" would have better lives if she had given them away! Hmm, nice life in an average suburban house with a big backyard, or having to deal with Brandon Davis throwing up in your waterdish and Paris spreading peanut butter on her nipples and forcing you to lick them? You do the math!
spaz says:
Best. Headline. Ever.
and J, I love how you worked a Nip/Tuck reference in there!
Your Mom says:
SO GET THE DAMN THINGS FIXED!!!!
2 Old 4 This says:
She'd better get herself some SERIOUS security.
Once Bob Barker hears about all this unnecessary breeding (and probably some in-breeding), he is gonna come gunnin for her.
Spay & Neuter!
T-Bone says:
WHAT PART OF SPAY AND NEUTER DOESN'T PARIS GET???
Persistent Cat says:
That makes me so angry. Did she say how many cats she has?
DavidDust says:
Seriously - this is the best title of a blog post EVER!
misc says:
That's really a great dane she's holding there. The dog just looks so small in comparison to her huge man hands.
Nanc' says:
Damn. This "girl" (She's getting on in years) is "dumber than a bowl of mice".
I hope karma exists 'cause if it does, this mess is gonna be karma's bitch for a long-ass time.
Go Dawgs! And I mean that in two ways.
JSnark says:
haha great title
Hilton never was an heiress says:
I am one of many that have 0 interest whom this non-heiress dates; her wonky eye; her Valtrex prescriptions; that's her business and frankly, who cares? But I do care that she is still the same narcissistic, disingenuous "commodity" who constantly buys and sells herself as a role model. We are so fed up with seeing her name and obnoxious persona in the media. But the more people comment on her - even if it's negative - the more she will stay in public view. Any press is good press.
If you want this "person" to truly go away, stop commenting on her; you're just putting money in her pocket. Or, just post, "No more stories about Hilton," and send complaint e-mails to those other sites she obviously has arrangements with to keep her in the public eye.
yeah says:
So Hilton, did you just comment? Perpetuate much?
No, I do agree she needs to disappear. And yes, hasn't she heard of spay/neuter?
Bob Barker will take a bitch out.
Hope the paps are around for it. Maybe they'd really be useful....