The other day, Heidi Montag was so moved by the plight of war orphans in Uganda that she found herself uncontrollably bawling in public. Ha! That'll be the day! These are actually pictures of the twit attempting to show the world how much her feelings were hurt after the backlash from her ridiculous beach video for her single, "Higher," filtered through her thick skull. My personal favorite is the one where she's standing by the chair, with the CD in her hand, presumably because crying looks sexier when done standing.
And now she and her idiot boyfriend/manager are talking all kinds of smack to hype up the release of her second video and the rest of the songs on her album. Spencer was recently quoted as saying, "Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming - they're gonna sell 10-million plus." I would love to see Madonna literally eating both Spencer's and Heidi's hearts out because I'm pretty sure she would do it, if they pressed her.
Photos: Pacific Coast News Online
12 more photos of Heidi Montag emoting with Spencer Pratt after the jump.
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Photos: Pacific Coast News Online
alexis says:
PLEASE stop reporting on these nobodies!
Lyd says:
how nice that she could be perfectly made up and dresses for her breakdown! also convenient that photogs could be a part of it!
Zekers says:
How exactly is this girl relevant?
green cardigan says:
These two are so ridiculous, they are funny.
Spencey looks constipated in a lot of these photos. It looks like she dragged a kitchen chair out into the driveway, stuck her CD into the machine , pressed play and started wailing. Bloody marvellous. Its amazing the lengths people will go to , to get publicity.
christine says:
those are the most fake-looking "tears" i have ever seen. they go along with the fake "sad" face. ugh.
justifymylove says:
How more pathetic can that sad little person get than turning her self to paparazzi while straining herself to cry??? are these photos actually from a photoshoot?!? macabre.
Heidi sweetheart, do you know when the filming ends and your 'real life' starts? you need to wake up.
Loob says:
Not many people have made it their aim in life to look like Tori Spelling.
killorn says:
Shh guys, maybe they're shooting the video for her next single.
karen says:
green cardigan - LMAO!! Your assessment was spot on.
This stupid twat and her boyfriend have failed to realize is when Mischa Barton pulled this same crying/sad face stunt after her DUI, none of us cared about her either. Why the f&ck would they think this debacle would encourage any of us to run to the computer and download her shitty music in sympathy. Bitch...please!
Bird says:
By the way, who IS this girl? I mean, besides a complete tool. Was she on a reality show? I always hear her name but don't know why she's famous...
as it goes for many "famous" people nowadays.
noone important says:
why the fuck do you keep reporting on these people? who the hell are they anyway? they are probably paying this website to report on them. I didn't see any of this claptrap at perezhilton.com.
Just Sayin says:
I love how he's always holding her from behind so they are both facing the cameras. Has there ever been a picture of them hugging each other like normal people do?
jbonz says:
This person is so lame that she can't even do convincing job of acting like herself. Back to the nail salon, retard!
megs says:
Maybe if you stop reporting about them, they'll go away.
T-Bone says:
Loob -- funny ;)
2 Old 4 This says:
is this some lame attempt at Performance Art?
Sadtruth says:
You know, I use to think Heidi was naturally beautiful. But now? Not so much. All of that plastic surgery has gone to her brain. Poor girl. She is nothing more than a wannabe puppet.
THEMOMMA says:
WHYYYYYYYY ? SHOW US THIS TALENTLESS CHICK??????
Anne Arkham says:
More useless than Paris.
Janepitt says:
Amazing, a couple, even more ridiculous than Posh and David.
Nanc' says:
"Dear" Heidi, Give-up. Go back to school and make something of yourself. You're never going to make it in Hollywood.
Frida says:
This is just too ridiculous for words..
Alicia says:
Isn't this the same outfit she wore the night that they went to the Pre-Valentine thing.,.. these two needs to get a life... not need but NEEDS to..
jen says:
These pics are Ridiculous, pls stop covering them so they will go away....
SAK says:
These two obviously don't have a brain between them. Did their parents never teach them not to burn any bridges. They are not the least bit "professional" who would ever risk their "name" to work with them? Who do they think will buy all these records when people hate them and they go OUT OF THEIR WAY to be unlikeable? and... just for the record, their "romance" "relationship" or whatever their calling "it" these days seems a little more than staged. TWO BAD ACTORS...
P.S. He has always looked like a mannequin to me(and now so does she)!!
GO TEAM LAUREN
SAK says:
These two obviously don't have a brain between them. Did their parents never teach them not to burn any bridges. They are not the least bit "professional" who would ever risk their "name" to work with them? Who do they think will buy all these records when people hate them and they go OUT OF THEIR WAY to be unlikeable? and... just for the record, their "romance" "relationship" or whatever their calling "it" these days seems a little more than staged. TWO BAD ACTORS...
P.S. He has always looked like a mannequin to me(and now so does she)!!
GO TEAM LAUREN
slim says:
These 2 Are Both So Obnoxious & Disgusting I Wish They Would Just Go Play Out On The 5 Freeway!
Persistent Cat says:
If we stop paying attention, they'll go away. Publishing their pictures, regardless of how fantastically hilarious they are, just validates them. They are totally of the mindset of "any publicity is good publicity."
mojoman says:
Arrgh! please for the love of god stop putting their pics!! This is getting beyond ridiculous. Are we really that desperate to read about any "famous person" that these 2 retards are always in the pictures?
btchyspice says:
now *THIS* was a funny article. pics included.
red says:
Oh, so nice, it seemed appeared on interracialsingleonline.com did u add your profile on that dating site? may be you can check it and enjoy more about it...
Gudupapa says:
Thank god for Heidi. She is so brave.
Mandengo says:
Eat a meal please
Gina says:
I don't know what you all are talking about. I always go outside and sit in front of my house for a good cry. It's how I let my neighbors know how I am doing. I do the moonwalk on my good days...
Beckto says:
I'm laughing so hard that I'm actually crying. Actually, I'm laughing so hard that I look kind of like that little blonde twat in the pictures... except I'm not seated in a chair in the middle of a sidewalk, nor am I being clutched by my douchy boyfriend ever so carefully from behind so as not to ruin the perfectly posed shot.
...And I don't look like I just squated on the sidewalk and pissed right through my jeans like the she does.
Otherwise I look just like her, except I'm laughing at her dumb ass.
tanya says:
what retards!!!! man thats so f***in lame!!! =[[
tanya says:
what retards!!!! man thats so f***in lame!!! =[[
Loob says:
"Gina said:
I don't know what you all are talking about. I always go outside and sit in front of my house for a good cry. It's how I let my neighbors know how I am doing. I do the moonwalk on my good days...
Posted on February 19, 2008 02:28 PM"
Ahahaha! Awesome!
Persistent Cat says:
Gina, that was hilarious. And very considerate to your neighbours, it's good for them to know. Ours know depending on how many cop cars are out front.
catherine says:
keep reporting on them. they make me laugh.
catherine says:
keep reporting on them. they make me laugh.
jess says:
Umm its a photo shoot for no more idiots!!
Whitney says:
Although these pics look more like a photoshoot, this is a fantastic site! Keep it up.