What the heck is going on here? Why is there so much horrible fashion on the red carpet at the Cinema & Television Benevolent Fund Royal Film Premiere of "The Other Boleyn Girl" in London? I don't recognize any of the British hoochies in the short dresses with fake boobs, but except for the fact that nobody's nipples are exposed, I'd be tempted to suspect that Bai Ling had moved overseas to become a stylist. A rubber dress with a zipper down the front? That's practically her signature move--awkward fabric and easy access.
Even Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson are looking kind of odd, like they have way too much fabric swaddling them. Everyone appears to be having an off-night.
UPDATE: OK, Eric Bana still looks way hot.
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16 more photos from the Cinema & Television Benevolent Fund Royal Film Premiere - 'The Other Boleyn Girl' featuring Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Nathalie Porter, Sophia Hyatt, Lily Allen, Eric Bana, Natassia Malthe and Prince Charles are after the jump.
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Yetused says:
Who is that woman in the green dress and where did she get that from?
I fell in love.
Drew B says:
Natassia Malthe is wearing the green dress
Queen Caffeine says:
Yeah, I think that green dress might be the best outift on the red carpet.
stilltho says:
natalie portman's so beautiful, she can wear whatever she wants.
Erica says:
Please could you tell me the make of Scarlett Johansson's dress please. The purple one which she wore for the premier of Boleyn.
Many Thanks