Ugh. YOU ARE NOT MARILYN MONROE. Damn. Stop! Cut it out! Here's a shot from that sad-ass Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe nude photoshoot in "New York" magazine. This chick isn't even Norma Jean! Mo'nique could pull this off better! Dina Lohan is once again doing the tired stage mom seducing the press thing and saying that the shoot was "tastefully done" and "art". Ali Lohan could be spread-eagle in "Barely Legal" and Dina would say that. This harridan would say anything to get some press love. Dina goes on and on about how much of a Marilyn fan Lindsay is and says "So I don't look at them like it's Playboy; she was being a character.
So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother." What? Oh and ""Of course we talked about how they would be done. Lindsay said, 'Mommy, I'm never going to get this opportunity to do it again.' She was very thankful she was asked." Yeah, because she doesn't have anything else going on! Who the hell would hire her for a movie? Besides various producers in Italy because she banged them all last time she was there. And "Mommy"? Stop. Dina, stop. Lindsay, stop. Ali, act your age and stop letting these two hags hag you out.
Bird says:
LOL, J. So full of anger. Hilarious, wonderful, anger.
gerard Vandenberg says:
WHOAAA, HA, HA, HA, HA, this is just a BIG, FUCKING JOKE.
Did you vision that WIG?
SESAMIE-STREET?
WHOAA, HA, HA, HA , GETOUTAHERE!!
gen says:
fire crotch!
lindsay is so gross
Ruby Jackson says:
They should have done the photoshoot before she went into rehab. Anyone who knows about the MM photoshoot knows she was drinking champagne the entire time. Maybe it would have helped. These photos are sadly pathetic.
T-Bone says:
I agree with some of the other posters when this story first came out. These photos don't really say much about Lindsay (other than she's desperate for press). They actually say more about the photographer and the make up people. These photos suck! It's their JOB to make her look great, regardless of her flaws, and they couldn't pull that off. Bad press for them. I swear I could take better photos with one of those Kodak disposable cameras.
margaret says:
Bless her heart, but she looked older and more,dare I say it, used than Marilyn did and Marilyn was dead in 6 weeks. Others have done it better.
Zekers says:
This isn't even close to Stern's typical work, that's why I wonder if he is in financial trouble or if he is just losing his edge/mind...I can't believe that this was his idea, it just doesn't fit.
Spoon says:
I'm with T-Bone. It's a lot of people's JOBS to make her look great regardless of wig/clothing/freckles etc. and they didn't. Those look like "before" pix. If there was ever an excuse for airbrushing, this was it. And that wig was YELLOW. I mean really, there was no better wig around than that? Even Britney probably has a more authentic blonde weave lying around.
Also Marilyn was curvy - Lindsay has boobs but no hips. She looks sort of like a boy with boobs and that's never a good thing.
Kayla says:
Lindsey Lohan is NOT a clelebrity! She cannot act, she cannot sing, she can't even dance!!! All she can do is be a whore and wants all of us to say well done for a photo shoot that looks like sh--! She looks way older than she is and no way compares to the photos Marilyn did! How dare she disgrace our Marilyn!!! Please somone make Linds GO AWAY FOR GOOD!! USED UP FRECKLED WHORE!!!!
Kayleigh says:
Lindsay is officially dead in my book.
What a boring shoot!!
I'm not a big fan of Marilyn, but her photos were at least interesting.
Lindsay has absolutely no charisma.
We've seen her nude, big deal, next!
Shmoopy says:
LiLo was such a stupid choice to pose as an American icon. She can't act, she can't sing, she can't dance. I just don't get how NYMag actually thought this would be a good choice. Most people I know howled with laughter at the ridiculousness of choosing HoHan. However, if the mag had chosen someone classier like Scarlett Johannson, Naomi Watts, Jennifer Connelly, or Gwyneth Paltrow, this might have actually been an interesting piece.
Kayleigh says:
Lindsay is officially dead in my book.
What a boring shoot!!
I'm not a big fan of Marilyn, but her photos were at least interesting.
Lindsay has absolutely no charisma.
We've seen her nude, big deal, next!
Loob says:
"'Mommy, I'm never going to get this opportunity to do it again.'"
"Mommy?" Ewww. I feel completely nauseous at the image of her standing there naked in her fright wig, mewling at her mommy to agree about the fabulousness of the brilliant plan.
..And all the crew are wearing dark glasses and/or paperbags over their heads.
Mean Gene says:
She looks like CRAP! Can they photoshop the freckles already? Marilyn wasn't freckled and bruised until AFTER she died.
And Dina PUHLEEEASE just stop already with the "Mommy" BULLSHIZ! I would believe Brittany's kids call her Mommy before I believe Lindsy Hohan calls her "Mommy"!
Tommi says:
YUK!!! She's wanting the limelight
Loob says:
"Mean Gene said:
She looks like CRAP! Can they photoshop the freckles already? Marilyn wasn't freckled and bruised until AFTER she died."
Ahahaha!! Ohmigod, that is so wrong!