I'm just inferring. This dude's kinda gay. Who wants pictures of their ass taken for others to treasure except for gay guys? Straight dudes don't do that. Either that or they don't talk about it. I'm inferring this because Mayer has said this about his "future wife" (note the quotes which indicate my disbelief that he likes women): "I think about my wife all the time. I kind of obsess on it. When I find the person I can relate to and who is also a pin-up and who also says 'Can I please take pictures of your ass?' then I am going to get married to her. That I can promise you." I know he thinks he's the goofy Vince Vaughn of pop music, but I think there's a core of truth to that statement.
Oh, and I also inferred he sent his ass to Cameron Diaz because she was recently spotted going into his hotel room at the Sunset Marquis Hotel and emerging three hours later with a "massive grin" on her face. They've been "linked" in the past. They want you to think that John Mayer's D is the source of all sexual pleasure but in reality she was grinning because of his amazingly accurate impression of Christian from "Project Runway". Only other mo's can do that bitch justice.
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oakling says:
He is not gay enough. He's not gay as in gay, as in Project Runway gay, the kind of joyously-outside-the-gender-norms, happy-and-proud feisty gay that I like. He's the vaguely-effeminate-metrosexual kind of "gay" that gets you called playground names but is really almost totally faked to make girls like you. Much like his horrible, horrible music. There's not one syllable or note of it that doesn't come off as having been calculated from a list he scribbled down somewhere called "Ways To Make Women Think You Respect Them."
Also, excellent use of "inferred"!