The spy hooker pictured above is Paris Hilton. The dope is Good Charlotte band member Benji Madden. The story? Allegedly they're dating. Intern Traci interviewed Paris in St. Louis and allegedly she was up in the VIP area with his less famous ass afterwards. Supposedly the two created sparks or joined bacterias as they were visiting Benji's brother Joel's baby with Nicole Richie. Paris and Benji have supposedly been dating for about three weeks. Nicole Richie is one of Paris' best friends, at least when the cameras are rolling or there's a check involved. They starred on a couple of seasons of "The Simple Life" together. And get this. Paris is getting her own reality show, in which she will search for "a new best friend". I can't think of a more fascinating premise. What is wrong this ho? The scoop: The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend. Paris is tired of the haters and she's looking for someone new. She's looking for someone new and cool who she can trust." Oh, is Paris tired of "the haters"? Is her publicist a thirteen year old? Nicole Richie must be crushed that Paris is taking her search for a new best friend to the airwaves. Nicole probably requested she stay away from the baby and it sparked this mess.
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gerard Vandenberg says:
THIS MUST BE A JOKE!!
REAL-LIFE, serious?
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N.R. says:
How incredibly pathetic that there is actually a market out there for this kind of crap!!
She should just go on "Flavor Of Love" and get it over with!
Diana says:
Wasn't he engaged?
gerard Vandenberg says:
THIS MUST BE A JOKE!!
REAL-LIFE, serious?
HA,, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HU, HU, HU, HU, HU, HU, HU, HU, HU, HU, HU, HU, HE, HE, HE, HE, HE, HE, HE, HE, HE, HE, HE, HE, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, I'M KILLING MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mojoman says:
@ Diana: No, the girlfriend (or ex fiance whatever) dumped him.
On topic: Sheeesh, can she get more pathetic than this? Oh wait, this is Paris we are talking about..forget I asked that.
2 Old 4 This says:
WHY?
why why why why why???????
was there a second Simple Life? did people actually WATCH it???
make it stop
please make it stop
GS says:
I've said this before. It's time to initiate a class action lawsuit against this publicity machine disguised as a "person" for public harassment. I'm serious.