Katie Price Worrying People With Her De-Boobed Figure

Chins are wagging that Katie Price (aka Jordan) has lost too much of her previously voluptuous figure and is scary thin. Uh, no. She took out her silicon and looks normal. People were so used to her looking like a woman caricature that when she looks average, she's suddenly suffering from anorexia nervosa. Here's snaps of Katie and fey husband Peter Andre at his 35th birthday party in London. People should concentrate more on the fact that she offed a Care Bear and wore it to a party. Here's how Katie sums up her boob surgery adventures: "When I saw my boobs I was disappointed because they looked big and I wanted them to be a lot smaller. My words to the doctor beforehand were: 'I want to go a lot smaller. More pert. More stuck-on looking. But I still want people to think I've got big boobs." Did she say "stuck-on looking"? Does she mean "natural"? Didn't work.

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More photos of Katie Price and Peter Andre celebrating after the jump.