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More photos of the engagement ring wearing Jamie Lynn Spears after the jump.

Here is a trailer for the movie that I can't believe hasn't been made before. Zombie Strippers stars Jenna Jameson in a film, whose press release describes the plot as the following: "When a secret government agency lets out a deadly chemo virus causing the reanimation of the dead, the first place to get hit is Rhino's, a hot underground strip club."

That's the first sentence and already, I'm sold! A recipe for success, the movie has zombies, bad acting, a porn star and Robert Englund. What more could you possibly want? According to the press release, "ZOMBIE STRIPPERS is a sexy, bloody, hilarious good time!" and quite frankly, I believe it!

Also, finding out that Jenna Jameson is actually a zombie would explain a lot.

In an interview with Vanity Fair to promote all the crap she's been working on lately including her new album Hard Candy, her feature film, Filth and Wisdom, which she's directed and her documentary about Malawi I Am Because We Are. She is a busy woman, so it's amazing that she found time in between destroying her marriage (kidding!) to give an interview, but she is the all-powerful, all-knowing Madonna, so she managed to squeeze it in.

The article doesn't really reveal anything new about the ambitious pop star, except they did describe her unique patois as "the voice of the upper Midwest painted in Oxford glaze," which I thought was the most hilarious euphemism I've heard in a long time.

More of Madonna from her Vanity Fair photo shoot after the jump.

While Renée Zellweger and George Clooney are doing their tour across small-town America to promote their latest movie, Leatherheads, here's John Krasinski chatting with Parade magazine about the movie, as well as his unlikely career as an actor.

Krasinski was working as an intern at the Conan O'Brien show eight years ago, when the head writer told him, "Don't even try making it as a writer. It's too tough. Try acting instead." And of course, that's fantastic news for a-holes like me who don't have any desire or talent to pursue that particular path.

Luckily, for John, the acting thing has paid off and his character in Leatherheads is a college football star and according to Krasinski, "Clooney owns a professional team that's losing money and thinks that if he can just get the No. 1 college player, the team can become big-time."

And of course, here's John, do all kinds of adorable Ivy-league goofball stuff for the accompanying photo shoot that went with the interview. One day I'll be sick of his schtick but until then, le sigh.

More photos from John Krasinski's Parade photo shoot are after the jump.

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The death of Anna Nicole's son, Daniel, has officially been ruled an accident. The Associated Press revealed that a Bahamian jury of seven took two hours of deliberations before coming to the conclusion that there was no need to file any criminal charges in regards to the 20-year-old's death.

An autopsy was conducted after Daniel's death in September of 2006, indicating that his death was most likely the result of a lethal mix of antidepressants and methadone. In November of last year, an inquest into Daniel's death began, which has come to an end with this recent ruling.

Jessica Simpson had checked into Cedars-Sinai with a kidney infection. Don't order the Heparin, sweetie.
In Touch Weekly is reporting that she was "feeling achy and had a fever" and checked in on Friday morning.

"She is doing fine, but she is ready to get out of there," said a friend. Jessica's expected to be released tomorrow.

Her boyfriend Tony Romo is reported to have had commitments in Dallas, which is why he couldn't be by her side. Look, she's fine, and now's the time to run, Tony. Run where her crazy ass father can't find you before that shotgun wedding happens! Run before Papa Joe manages to get ahold of some of your baby batter and impregnates her! I know that's gross, but I don't put a thing past that guy.

Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

More photos of Jessica Simpson are after the jump.

Photos: FlynetOnline.com

More photos of Jennifer Aniston and some crack are after the jump,

Don't worry. She's not dead. Her mania is invincible. Being certifiable 24-7 can tire a bitch out. Here's Janice Dickinson giving her bikini a spin on the beaches of Maui. I think she's #2 as my favorite crazy behind Courtney Love. She's jetted to Hawaii to scare the locals with her lunacy. Imagine you're a scuba instructor and she shows up in a crotchless wetsuit? You know she'd know where to buy one.

Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

10 more photos of Janice Dickinson in Maui are after the jump.

• Johnny Depp For Trojan [Dlisted]
• Audrina Patridge Topless Pictures Surface [Egotastic]
• Fair Play [Pink is the New Blog]
• Adam Goldberg is in Pain [Bauer-Griffin Online]
• Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno Screws Kansas Airport and Ben Affleck [Towleroad]
• Reese Witherspoon @ Idol Gives Back [JustJared]
• I spoke too soon [Celebslam]
• Olivier Martinez: Helmet Head [Jezebel]
• Mariah Carey's Cleavage Is Ho'licious [Hollywood Tuna]
• Diablo Cody Sent A Missive From Her Mom To Funny New Site, Honest To Blob! [Best Week Ever]
• david & victoria beckham get waxy [popbytes]
• Demi Moore Nude [Cityrag]
• Keri Russell Cuts Up With Adam Sandler [Pacific Coast News Online]
• George Clooney's Girlfriend is a Slut [IDLYITW]
• Rolling Stoned [Hollywood Rag]
• Andy Roddick Engaged! [I'm Not Obsessed]

Yep, here's David Beckham at a Lakers game.

*crickets*

So, yeah's he's, uh, handsome. And likes basketball. His wife's really interesting. Why can't she be here? Becks is rendering me impotent with boredom here! I've got no game. His friends' sweater is atrocious. Who wears sweaters made out of sweatpant material? HAH! Still got it. Maybe not. *sigh*

Photos: SplashNewsOnline.com

More photos of David Beckham taking in a Lakers game are after the jump.