Lisa Marie Presley's Expanding Career Opportunities

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Lisa Marie Presley does not look happy to see us. Maybe if we were holding out some fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches, she'd change her tune. The daughter of Elvis is starting to resemble the King from his final days, but then again, the rumors that she might be pregnant might be the cause for her weight gain.

In any case, she's looking kind of rough around the edges, but honestly, being an overweight female celebrity these days is such a golden opportunity. With Kirstie Alley leaving Jenny Craig in the lurch, Lisa Marie is looking at a potentially lucrative career in corporate-sponsored weight-loss. I'm actually kind of jealous.




18 Comments

March 4, 2008 2:58 PM

Give her a break, she's pregnant!!!

March 4, 2008 3:42 PM

First impression: WHOA!

But, then I thought about her alien-looking mother with all her Botox and plastic this & that and my hat's off to Ms. Presley for not going there...

Where is she???

March 4, 2008 4:24 PM

By the looks of her, she looks too poor for $cientology.

March 4, 2008 4:27 PM

By the looks of her, she looks too poor for $cientology.

March 4, 2008 4:27 PM

By the looks of her, she looks too poor for $cientology.

March 4, 2008 5:05 PM

OMG! Is this REALLY Lisa Marie Presley?

That's not LMP! That is Lisa Marie Johnson, a fat bitch outside a trailer park in East Texas. She just clocked out from her job as a cashier at Wal-Mart and is enjoying a chili/slaw dog from the local drug store!

Kat, lay off East Texas......I'm from there and have never even stepped inside a trailer. lol. Whoever this person is, is in desperate need of a dermatoloigst for that acne she has growing on the huge fat face.

Kat, lay off East Texas......I'm from there and have never even stepped inside a trailer. lol. Whoever this person is, is in desperate need of a dermatoloigst for that acne she has growing on the huge fat face.

Hey, lay off huge fat faces.

;)

She may be pregnant, but she ain't glowing!

Although, she does have a very beautiful teenage daughter who resembles a bit of Elvis. But then again, so does the girl's father.

wow, i thought that was Camryn Manheim

She doesn't look that bad. It's just the first time any of us have seen her without all that black raccoon crap around her eyes.

March 5, 2008 6:56 AM

Wow, I am not saying that she looks good, but why are women always expected to change their appearance? Why are they constantly critiqued for their weight. It is so boring, pointless, and sad. If they gain a pound they are either pregnant or need to diet. I just don't want to hear this shit anymore.

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May 5, 2009 1:21 PM

You are just a bunch of Asssss, writing bad stuff on her......I am sure the ones here who wrote bad stuff are very ugly outside too! Because inside it is like sh*** .Go F*** uself

May 5, 2009 1:25 PM

You are just a bunch of Asssss, writing bad stuff on her......I am sure the ones here who wrote bad stuff are very ugly outside too! Because inside it is like sh*** .Go F*** uself

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