Paris Hilton's Guru Is A Better Actor Than She Is

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The reported "guru" Paris Hilton was spotted with over the weekend is none other than actor, Maxie Santillan. This is the guy in the picture who looks like he's patting Paris' head ever-so-wisely. The above picture was taken from his MySpace profile. I especially like the sage advice he gives Burbank in his headline. Also, I don't seem to be able to find any information online about the book he was supposedly promoting, "The Path to the Painted Shaman," so I don't even know if it's real, or if it is, if he wrote it or not.

Santillan is an actor who has worked on "Pirates of the Caribbean" and "My Name is Earl," so I can't tell if Paris was duped, or if she simply hired this guy so that she could pretend to be spiritual. Either way, she's somehow managed to appear even more fake than she did a week ago. I don't know how she keeps doing it--it's really quite impressive. Well-played, Ms. Hilton.

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9 Comments

I'd believe it if the book were called 'Path to Painted Semen', given the company he's keeping. I don't know what painted semen is but I always associate jiz with Paris.

March 4, 2008 5:01 PM

Is this what happens when Paris Hilton gets bored? Tell that bitch to go to Rwanda like she said she would.

March 4, 2008 5:09 PM

She probably thinks Rwanda is a club in Hollywood.

*falls over laughing hysterically until I cry*

she is so gorgeous. A friend told me she helped more than 10 herpes peole on a Positive dating site " PositiveLoving.com"

March 5, 2008 4:11 AM


They look so happy. everyone just needs to leave them alone damn. Britt, also I suggest you take off your profile on the celebrity and millionaire dating site wealthysoulmate.com.

March 5, 2008 9:46 AM

SHAMAN you Paris!! *get it*?

October 22, 2008 12:09 AM

thats a great porno

September 9, 2009 10:53 PM

The real stupid people are you, the people that is watching this shit and writing about it, all was a fake from a reality called pop fiction. You all need a real job not this shit.

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