Dancing With Exploding Stars

"Dancing with the Star" has revealed these pictures of their most recent cast and with this picture of Priscilla Presley all airbrushed and crazy-eyed in front of what looks like a supernova taking place, I actually thought for a moment that this was some kind of Trekkie Prom promotional shot. Her face is just so...tight and that dress, so strangely gothic. Meanwhile Lisa Marie continues angrily to grow larger and larger, like an expanding universe.

Oh look, Shannon Elisabeth's still working. I had no idea she still did stuff. Mario will probably do well--if no one accidentally falls into his giant nostrils. I kind of love that Adam Corolla managed to sneak into this season. He seems so fantastically awkward that I'm excited to see him do his thing. And Steve Guttenberg is dressed in a suit with tails, looking the Monopoly Man minus his top hat and monocole. Too cute.

After the jump, Jason Taylor looks adorable and unmoving, like he's hoping all the dancing he'll have to do will be in his wrists and cheek muscles. From this picture alone, I'm guessing he gets booted after a few weeks of looking cute and ultimately not progressing all that much.

All in all, everyone's looking very airbrushed and ready to step on some feet.

The rest of the "Dancing With the Stars" cast (Jason Taylor, Penn Jillette, Mario, Cristian de la Fuente, Monica Seles, Marissa Jaret Winokur and Marlee Matlin) is after the jump.