Britney Spears Needs To Take Cyndi Lauper Up On Her Offer

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Britney Spears has once again been invited to join the True Colors tour, aka Travelin' Gay Woodstock. The tour is headed up by Cyndi Lauper, and on its second go-round of promoting gay rights. 2008's line-up features Cyndi, the B-52's, the Indigo Girls, Tegan & Sara and Carson Kressley. He has a band?

Anyway, Britney was asked to join the revue last summer but she declined on account of crazy. Cyndi is trying again this year, and Britney has once again been approached. She should totally do this. The gays are the only ones who are going to stick by her. They love a a human car accident. This could be her shining comeback moment. This could be how the movie ends. In triumph! Didn't you ever see "What's Love Got To Do With It?" Do it, Britney!

By the way, the tour starts in my hometown of Boston on May 31st. Here's my review of last year's tour which I wrote while totally wasted. If they need me to MC, just ask. If you weren't aware, I'm a very big deal here in Beantown. Ok, I'm totally not but shut up, I have my dreams and self-delusion!

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9 Comments

As long as she keeps up wearing those sunglasses(when there is NO sun), she continues to be a danger for the environment!!

This time the IDIOT is wearing her table cloth.

March 9, 2008 7:29 PM

Britney changed a lot.I just read her blog on a celeb site called 'Searching Millionaire DOTcom'.can't believe she is also a good writer.

those are shorts.

March 10, 2008 1:50 PM

Is that a tampon string?????? GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!

March 10, 2008 3:14 PM

BunGirl, you went where I feared to go when I saw the same thing you did...I think it is... Oye!

those are jean shorts... and that shirt doesnt look anything like a table cloth idiot. its called a halter, which makes for a very cute outfit with jean shorts and boots.
ahhh people are so dumb sometimes, until your smothered with tabloids, your name is scratched, your husband is a dickbag, and you have 2 kids while trying to run a high-stress career... then leave britster alone!

Since when there is a beed on a tampon string!! Idiots!!

britney still hot n young..i love her

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