George Clooney gave an interview to "Esquire" magazine in which he and the writer googled "George Clooney" and George riffed on all the crazy things we say about him. Like the fact that some people think he's gayer than Bobby Trendy on all fours in front of Chris Crocker. When an item popped up that said he was "gay, gay, gay", Clooney said "No, I'm gay, gay. The third gay - that was pushing it." Two out of three means he's never done drag and is probably versatile as opposed to a power bottom.
Clooney also joked about his verbal slapfight with Fabio by saying "he's a big guy. There is a moment when you are actually in the argument and you're thinking, 'If I do get beaten down by Fabio, that will be far worse than the pain. I wouldn't shake that." Clooney's funny. And absolutely right. The interview's in the April issue. Funny aside, I want to know more about that waitress Sarah Larson whose life he changed forever by snapping her up. Bitch hit Powerball, Megamillions, and got visited by the Make-A-Wish Foundation all in the same day.
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dfeyl says:
It's said he recently joined a celebrity and millionaire dating site named "Searching Millionaire dot coM".
Many fans found him there. But I did not find him when I joined it. Really Pity.
leilah says:
"Bitch hit Powerball, Megamillions, and got visited by the Make-A-Wish Foundation all in the same day."
One of the best sentences ever written. Ever.
sg says:
Oh hai, I shall definitly look at yr search site! OMGz I am so impresed.
Yeah, we're really, really, gonna fall for your line of BS. Thanks for posting your crap website, dfeyl. We're not going to look. Bye!
Storm says:
He is one fine man~ that's all I gotta say~ :)
Storm says:
He is one fine man~ that's all I gotta say~ :)
Storm says:
He is one fine man~ that's all I gotta say~ :)