Brooke Hogan, 19, took to the Intranets to chew out her best friend, 33-year-old Christiane Plante for banging her Dad and ending her parents marriage. On her MySpace blog, jailbait Brooke writes "I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friend's famous father...I think we're all seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together."
There are a lot of questions here. First off, what is a 19-year-old doing with a 33-year-old best friend? Secondly, could Brooke look more like the Princess of Skanks? Christiane, Brooke, it sounds like The Girls Next Door if Hustler had a version. And uh, is she blaming her glom of a father for banging her friend? Or did his penis begin acting of its own accord? Christiane, by the way, sold her story to The National Enquirer. Get some D, get some money, get gone!
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2 Old 4 This says:
"took to the Intranets"
LOL - J - you kill me
Queen Caffeine says:
"First off, what is a 19-year-old doing with a 33-year-old best friend?"
EXACTLY!
T-Bone says:
My questions exactly, J Harvey ;)
apronk says:
Last time I checked, intercourse requires 2 people.
Has she also chewed out her dad for sleeping w/ her best friend and ruining his marriage?
Michael Adams says:
So Hulk Hogan is the person who is still using fanny packs--only in the front. I wondered who was doing that.
Billly says:
I want white hair and orange skin too!!!
oh wait....no I don't.
Applespice says:
It takes two to tango...
kar says:
100% of the blame goes to the girl..WTF??? without him it would not have happened...they are both to blame...man this family will do anything to get attention...
oakling says:
Easy guess: it's safe for her to get pissed off at her friend. But her dad clearly has no boundaries, so she's probably never been able to trust that if she gets mad at all his betrayals he'll still be there and take responsibility for it, so she's pretending it's not his fault. Until her head explodes, which it will do one of these days....
steve says:
Why would anyone take 50% of the blame away from the only man who is responsible for his marriage? Its 100% HIS fault his marriage has ended. The floozy isn't responsible for Hulks marriage, he is.
Zekers says:
Go Steve!!!
Nicole says:
Does anyone else find it odd that Brooke is holding onto her dad's muscular arm rather intimately - In a very un "this is my dad's arm" kind of way? Isn't his arm kind of mushed up against her breast? I don't walk like that with my dad! Anyone?
model chicc says:
he had a responsibilty to his family and wife not to go stinking his pecker every were that its warm. and the girl new he was married so she a hoe
Billy says:
WTF i never knew this happend i mean was wondering why hulk and linda were getting divorced i actually thought it was because they argued like all the time and never really agreed with each other.Anyway in my opinion the press should keep there big noses out of other peoples private affairs and buissness because it as nothing to do with them.P.S. Brooke is PERFECT in my opinion
molly says:
jesus christ. her father and her are close. so what.. i walk like that with my dad. get the hell over it.
Audrey says:
omg (WTF) who cares thats his baby gurl all he is doing is protecting her from Negative people like 90percent of you on here
helen. says:
i kno huh billy ?! i didnt even fcuking know that. uhtil i was looking into some gossip. aha. i never would've thought that they would get a divorce.
brooke hogan says:
hello im i s brooke hogan