I'm seriously waiting for one of them to tug on the other's hair to test the shiny strength. The mini-queen in the middle must spend hours on the straight ironing and feathering. He has the same haircut as Ri-Ri Harvey, and my mom is a hot cougar who makes and sells delightful soaps and lives part-time in sunny Florida. Young men shouldn't be this prissy! Is this cause they haven't gotten any yet? Look, I'm the last guy to comment on what masculinity is but we need our teen idols butch until they come out at age 50!
Here's the Jonas Brothers (L-R, Nick, Joe and Kevin) on a private jet at Luton Airport in the U.K. That one in the top hat better knock it off, because bitch will never be Marc Bolan. These snaps were taken right before a Universal Records press conference and showcase yesterday. It's been announced that their platinum-selling debut album will be available in Europe in June via Polydor Records. Brace yourselves for femme tweens with guitars, Norway!
The album has sold like weed here in the States since they supported Miley Cyrus on her tour. And they've signed a two year touring contract with Live Nation. These tweens could buy and sell me and I have no clue what they sing. It's not like I don't keep up with the pop music. I've spent the last month wishing I was Miley's "best friend Leslie".
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Lyd says:
why so squint-y???
dee says:
omg you made me spit out my breakfast laughing at these clowns!
fesdfi says:
I admit he is very talented.I know he is a hot blogger on a celebs club'Searching Millionaire DOT com'.he has many fans.
Tiffany says:
You guys sit here starting stuff with the hottest boy band around...and don't say anything about the "one in the middle" he has a name and its Joe...If you don't know anything about them dont say anything
Taylor says:
What original insults, like they havent heard this crap before. They arent gay and they arent girls. They're good guys, and they arent falling under the pressures of young Hollywood. When the heck did that become a BAD thing?
and the last time I checked, its a good thing to wash your hair and look good in public.
Taylor says:
What original insults, like they havent heard this crap before. They arent gay and they arent girls. They're good guys, and they arent falling under the pressures of young Hollywood. When the heck did that become a BAD thing?
and the last time I checked, its a good thing to wash your hair and look good in public.
red says:
nick has the same shoes as me!!!!
Cassi says:
I actually accidentally stumbled upon this site because i'm doing a research paper on TRESemme, but i thought I'd put my two cents in. I don't know much about the Jonas Brothers except that i think they are on a good start. I like what i've heard from them so far. I'm just wondering what all the gossip and judging is for? i mean, is the person writing this jealous? they have hit it big and it's the way they want to portray themselves. Get over it. sorry, for sounding so crude but that the way i feel. i'm blunt and to the point and i just feel like there's no reason to talk bad about them. What have they done to deserve it?