Tom Ford Wants A Baby

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Sex god fashion designer Tom Ford has revealed that he wants a baby. A sweaty Mystic-tanned baby. What are you gonna tell the kid when he sees the perfume ad where you had the bottle in the guy's buttcrack and the girl's hoo-hah? "Daddy was whimsical"? "Daddy got paid a lot of money to gross people out"? "Daddy was fighting for the rights of models to carry perfume bottles like it was a fraternity hazing"?

Tom says that he and his older partner Richard plan to accquire a kid sometime this year. He says ""Richard (Buckley, Ford's longtime partner) knows I've wanted this for a long time. He's just resisted it. He would be a spectacular father. It's going to give his life new meaning." Sounds like ole' Rich didn't have much of a say. What Tommy wants, Tommy gets!

Ford figures that since Richard will "leave the planet ahead of me", he can't "not have had something I've wanted forever". How old is Rich? Is he riding a Lark? Or is Tom plotting his murder? Rich better watch out. Babies are a lot cuter than old guys and you can dress them up however you like. He's a designer, it's his primary function. Tom sounds crazy, and like a new man purse could also fulfill this need of his.




12 Comments

March 11, 2008 12:23 PM

"Richard (Buckley, Ford's longtime partner) knows I've wanted this for a long time. He's just resisted it. He would be a spectacular father. It's going to give his life new meaning."

Why is it when I read that quote, I get this visual of a conversation being held by a then-dating, pre-pregnant Jennifer Garner with a conniving, homely friend from back home in W. Virginia, talking about Ben?

This isn't a simple way.
Does your FAGGOT-PALL own a WOMB?

bloody faggot! He should use the sperm he ejacuated into his parter's anus and use that to make a baby! Sickening Poufter!

March 11, 2008 1:25 PM

Lot's of homophobia stinkin' up the joint today.

Tom, adopt me!! I am already potty trained and would love to have you and Richard for daddies, really I would! I do think Tom will be an awesome dad, and lots less neurotic than that beast JLO. JLO's kids are going to be sooooo fucked up.

'Rich better watch out. Babies are a lot cuter than old guys and you can dress them up however you like.'

ROTFL, you made my day! :D :D thank you, thank you, thank you!

March 11, 2008 1:51 PM

Oh...how many ways do I love this man?

Thanks editors!

And P.S....can we delete those homophobic comments? They're seriously unnecessary.

March 11, 2008 2:00 PM

Attentions: Posters 2 and 3. Please report to the principals office for your daily paddling!! You don't like gay people..good for freakin you. I don't like you. Goodbye! There are websites dedicated to hater heads just like yourself please crawl yourself over there.

Thanks
Signed the Les!

March 11, 2008 2:13 PM

Tom needs to pass his genes onto a new generation. He's hot and he's creative. I'll carry his baby but only if I get to have sex with him. No test tubes! No turkey baster!

March 11, 2008 2:40 PM

JaneSays - I laughed so hard when I read that. I can totally visualize it.

March 11, 2008 3:51 PM

I'll have his baby and then some. Damn he is hot.

March 11, 2008 4:25 PM

Lol, JaneSays. I too, can actually see that conversation.
As long as you still have time to design purses & sunglasses, I'm on board & happy.

March 11, 2008 5:23 PM

OCTrophyWife - I had the same gut reaction when I read the headline of this post. Tom Ford is the ultimate hotness.

Tom, I'm good at carrying and birthing babies. I'm sure I can talk my husband into it... what do you say?

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