Lindsay Lohan wants to sell me weed out of her van. Here she is at JFK Airport, hurrying to catch a flight and even carrying her own bag! Someone tell her that Jerry Garcia is toe up and there's no point in following the band around anymore! And to wash off the patchouli! And that "Box of Rain" fans don't wear fake-tanning splosh!
In actual (not J.Harvey riffing on) Lohan news, her friends and family have something against her friend Courtenay Semel. Ms. Courtenay is the daughter of the Yahoo! chairman and considered to be a bad influence on Lohan and they're trying to keep her away. Her claim to fame is that she appeared on Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive.
Courtenay, 28, sounds like one of those people in the PSA who's always approaching me on the basketball court and trying to get me to run drugs for them. And I have to think of my future and how disappointed my family would be and find my own values to resist.
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Girl Friday says:
"Lindsay Lohan wants to sell me weed out of her van."
That is the greatest line I have heard in a week. Just the thing that you would expect from someone that has a profile posted on "Searchingwashedupusedtobe's dot com". You should check it out ;)
Moll says:
Not sure if she looks like that Rock of Love dude or if he looks like her. In any case, they look alike with the goofy headbands.
Amy says:
Axl Rose called and he wants his headband back.
Elaine Benes says:
Why is she still so important?? She's a spoiled, pain in the ass, little cokehead. When the hell will she knock off the orange, natural skin color??
gerard Vandenberg says:
You know why she turns to music now?
Because she is and stay's? out of work in hollywood and the chimney must smoke(and drink?), and she happily is as broke as HELL!!
S H E H A S T O W O R K A G A I N!!!!!!
so there still is: JUSTICE FOR ALL!!
Kayla says:
She is NOT important to any of us, only in her won coked up mind! Lindsey is lying to everyone about her sobriety and this Samantha person is still her man! Lindsey will screw male, female, dog etc. Poor white trahs is what she is! MAKE HER GO AWAY! NO ONE LIKES HER ANYMORE!!!
Jinxy McDeath says:
Terry Semel hasn't been at Yahoo since June of 07. Please. Stop. If you can't fact check something that simple. It's just reaching so you can write about that non entity Lohan, you are ruining any cred you might have. NOBODY cares about her, she's a poor slub with no career you insist on foisting on your readers. Please stop it already.