I wish I could see the expression that baby's face, as he's informed that there's one of him dwelling inside the crazy lady with the clown face. I have a feeling he's nervous she might want twins and is thinking about eating him whole.
Well, Tori's at Borders for a book signing. A woman who never met a pun on her name she didn't like, Tori is promoting her new book, sTori Telling by signing copies for her fans.
Someone noticeably absent from the signing was Tori's mom, Candy, with whom Tori pulls no punches in her book. Tori blames her mother's alleged relationship with a friend of the family ("uncle Mark") on hastening her father's death. She writes, "Her relationship with Mark was disturbing, and I thought it had taken a toll on my father when his health was in jeopardy."
Tsk. What a sad, sad sTori.
10 more photos of Tori Spelling signing copies of her new biography sTori Telling at Borders Bookstore after the jump.
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Stewie says:
Gosh, what an ugly a$$ girl. w/ all the money & being surrounded by the girls of 90210, you would think that she would something done (other than breast implants - which I think she got, can't remember). Anyhoo, her & Shannon Doherty should do a reality TV show.
gerard Vandenberg says:
The book "READS" like her head:
ONE BIG SWIMMING-POOL FULL OF WATER!!
Hmmmm says:
I wish her well, she seems like a really nice person.
why so much hate for someone that no one knows is sad when you think about it.
Eyes of Green says:
I am prob in the minority here but I really liked her show "So No-Tori-ous"...i thought she was cute in it. So Not Donna Martin!
peg says:
I like her, but she's stuck on stupid.
If she wants to sell her dirty laundry, cool, but leave her mom's alone or let her sell her own.
Her mom's not the only one who had an affair -- so did she! AND since there was such a lack of communication in that family about Everything and Tori "didn't question them" maybe she should mind her own business re her parents personal life -- maybe they had an open marriage, who knows. Like she said, she never questioned them sort of out of respect -- and she never asked for money -- so now she's just Selling Their Asses Out and making money --
peg says:
I like her, but she's stuck on stupid.
If she wants to sell her dirty laundry, cool, but leave her mom's alone or let her sell her own.
Her mom's not the only one who had an affair -- so did she! AND since there was such a lack of communication in that family about Everything and Tori "didn't question them" maybe she should mind her own business re her parents personal life -- maybe they had an open marriage, who knows. Like she said, she never questioned them sort of out of respect -- and she never asked for money -- so now she's just Selling Their Asses Out and making money --
joan durtz says:
What is her book called "The Trials and Tribulations of a Home Wrecking Horse Face"?
oakling says:
That title is AWFUL. It would be fine if it weren't for the horrible capitalization...
Persistent Cat says:
She's rocking the overly-powdered moon face over an orange body look. Not cool. And yeah, quite tacky of her to gossip about her family like that, especially when her and her new husband both cheated and left their spouses for each other. She's more proof that money doesn't buy class.
Jess says:
That is my dog in the pink dress!!! OMG I'm so excited. Tori was awesome you guys. She was really sweet and is very pretty in person. Read her book before you judge her, she is a very strong and kind person.
Queen Caffeine says:
Jess,
That is hilarious! I was actually thinking that pic was the best in the bunch. hahaha
alana says:
ummm actually..stop judging ppl you dont know!
youve never been through anything like what she explained in her book. im not saying she perfect..but for goodness sacksss dont talk about her like you lived in her shoes.. some ppl are different! let her be! until you have sat down and are her best friend oh and lived her child hood.. quit the talk :)
alana says:
ummm actually..stop judging ppl you dont know!
youve never been through anything like what she explained in her book. im not saying she perfect..but for goodness sacksss dont talk about her like you lived in her shoes.. some ppl are different! let her be! until you have sat down and are her best friend oh and lived her child hood.. quit the talk :)
vanessa says:
I have not yet read her book, but i cant wait to!!
I think it is horrible what some of you people wrote about her....she seems really sweet and everybody has problems!!!
Stephanie says:
The people who are making horrible statements of someone they do not know sound like high school girls trying to make themselves feel better by making someone else look bad. I myself would never have the guts to write a book about myself, but I think that it is great that tori did. Honestly for those who have nothing good to say about this book, why don't you take a look at your own life instead of being so concerned with judging someone else. Everyone has good and bad things that happen in there life. If any one of us wrote a book there would always be someone that would say something negative. Those who said something about Toris looks, please, do you really think you look any better...She is very pretty.
Me says:
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and she was about fullterm in these pictures. She looked absolutely glowingly beautiful and if you aren't wearing her shoes than I suggest you stop telling everyone where they hurt.
Stef says:
Honestly, I love Tori Spelling. It's quite hard for me to read hateful comments about her and not be outraged. I love the book. (To Peg: Yes, she did cheat. And she doesn't deny it. She does have the right to criticize her mother in whatever way she deems worthy.) She's not ditzy. If you've ever seen her reality show 'Tori&Dean...' then you would know this. If you honestly hate her as much as you say, then why is it that you take the time to talk about her. If you really hated her so much, you could care less and you would just move on. If you don't like someone, ok, that's your opinion and you're entitled to it. Please stop posting hateful comments about people you don't like, and please just let the nice comments keep on rollin'. (To Eyes of Green: I also love 'So noTorious'.)
amanda says:
i love the housewarming show, i love how dean always compliments his wife and family, i hope tori and her mother will forgive eachother someday and stop being so selfish and realize that life is short and the grandchildren will miss out not having their grandma in their lives too! It was such a fun party and love the fact that tori arranged for Jack to come surprise his dad and meet his new baby brother and sister :)
ashley says:
You guys are asses. Talking about people you don't know to make yourself feel more important grow the hell up. At least she found someone to love and love her back. She has a beautiful family. She has been through a lot and no one knows what goes on when the cameras are off. Besides no one is perfect and they still have feelings celebs or not. Didn't your mothers ever teach you if you don't have anything nice to say keep your f***ing mouths shut!! Go on Tori stay strong girl.