Eva Longoria And Ashton Kutcher Put One Over On The World

So, remember when Eva Longoria was photographed receiving a Cartier necklace from Mario Lopez? And it looked like she might be cheating on her basketball player? Yeah, well it was a stunt for Ashton Kutcher's new show Pop Fiction. More like Pop Fuction. Not like it was that believable since Mario Lopez is like her main gay. Oh god, how I wish he was gay.

In his new venture, the gangly loud dopey tool Ashton stages fake celebrity situations to fool the media and make it into the papers. Wow, it's like the celebs finally have their revenge on us! Celebrities getting the last laugh they so desperately deserve!

Ashton Kutcher is an ass. The only joke here is when Demi's enhancements melt off and he rolls over and realizes he married an old chick with three kids in his 20's. Like celebs need to take revenge on the photogs. So you feel intruded upon. It comes with the biz. You want publicity for your latest projects and know that you have to keep your name in the papers so that no one forgets who the hell you are. Double-edged sword, my friend. You can't demand that, and then get pissed when they snap you buying Preparation H.

Oh, and in other cool Ashton news - it looks like he actually stole the idea for his show from the deceased Anna Nicole Smith. Or am I being punk'd! I can't tell reality anymore! Oh Ashton, you big fooler! Well, it's not like she can complain about it.

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