Is she wearing a shirt with her own face on it? What am I saying, of course she is. Why wouldn't she? It's only natural. Here's the newest odious couple of the moment, Paris Hilton and Good Charlotee's Benji Madden, arriving at Shu-Sushi. Is she still wearing that "bowel movement" ring?
Sources say that the whorish ostrich had Benji skip out on a children's charity gig to go partying with her contaminated ass. Benji was supposed to DJ at Las Vegas' Prive nightclub and donate the proceeds to charity. His contract stated the appearance wouldn't happen if he appeared at any nightclubs the evening before. Of course, you can't be in Vegas with Paris Hilton without her spreading her legs on a club table, so he rendered that null and void.
"I feel awful but i didnt know what to do, I'm crazy about this girl," is what a source claims was Benji's excuse. You poor, sick bastard. Why am I reduced to writing about a human being named Benji?
Opposing forces...I mean sources say that Prive was actually the one being stank. Apparently Prive didn't tell him there had to be TV and magazine interviews to accompany his appearance. He allegedly just thought he had to DJ. So he cancelled. Wait a second, if this chump came on my screen vee, I'd change the channel anyway. Who the hell wants to hear him talk? It's not a big deal. Just say a few words and give some money to charity. It's not like you're not going to get any off her if you miss a night out with her. This skeeze passes out oral like Handi-Wipes at a BBQ joint.
Photos: WENN
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gimad says:
Guys, I have seen her photo on a celebrity and wealthy club named "MarryM illionaire. c o m". Seems she is a certified millionaire there.What relationship is she looking for?
Helen Skor says:
First off - all spammers must die.
Secondly - "Handi-Wipes at a BBQ joint?" It's official, J. Harvey - I love you.
snapp says:
Gee, the fact that there aren't a whole lot of posts here makes me think that people are finally smartening up and ignoring Paris. Congrats, folks!
Lauren says:
FUCK YOU! you are the sick bastard its not like your anyone fucking special! benji did not skip out on the charity get you facts staright you fucking lier! GET A LIFE! YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD! your a NOBODY! I WOULD CHANGE THE CHANNEL IF YOU CAME ON MY SCREEN...but u never will! IF I SAW YOU WALKING DOWN THE STREET ON THE OTHERHAND I RUN YOU OVER!
sammy sam says:
kk this is really random cause me dunno wat wit benji but i sure kno i'm agreein' wit joel!!
she sucks such a BIG mother fuckin' time!! :P
Melissa says:
Ok, some people need to lighten up! Just because you are a GC fsan does not mean you need to flip out everytime something bad is said about one of them. Come on now, you ebarrass all of us with your imature reactions. GET A LIFE!
MRS. ! benji madden says:
YOUU SUCCK !
donnt eveen thinkk youu ccan talk about benji liike thatt you stupidd whooree
GOO DIIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MRS. ! benji madden says:
YOUU SUCKK !!!
Ddonnntt youu eveerr thiinkk abboutt talkinnng abouuut benjjii liiike thatt eveer agaain youu stuppiidd whooree
GOOOO DDIIIEE !!!!!!!!!!!
MRS. ! benji madden says:
YOUU SUCKK !!!
Ddonnntt youu eveerr thiinkk abboutt talkinnng abouuut benjjii liiike thatt eveer agaain youu stuppiidd whooree
GOOOO DDIIIEE !!!!!!!!!!!