Is Heidi Montag calling her clothing line "Easy Access"? Because that seems to be the theme. That or "Bratz". Oh wait, that's taken. Heidi Montag's clothing line will be squaring off against Lauren Conrad's clothing line in Anchor Blue stores across the nation. That ship needs to sink. They should just sell t-shirts that say "Watch The Hills, you bastards!"
"Lauren's line is not necessarily something I would wear - she's trying a high-fashion thing, but it's a little overpriced. Mine is fun and flirty for the everyday woman. Most people can't afford $200 for one dress," says Montag. Because the everyday woman wears a zebra stripe halter to the office. Yeah, the office at the Golden Banana on Rt. 1! After her day shift during "Legs N' Eggs".
Here's some snaps of Heidi and her tool Spencer Pratt buying a new camera. He needs a new one to take nude snaps of her to sell anonymously in ten years. You can see the softcore preview of those future photos here.
Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
More photos of Heidi Montag's clothing line as well as more of Heidi and Spencer Pratt shopping for a new digital camera after the jump.
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Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
btchyspice says:
j.harvey, i love you!
Loob says:
God help me, I actually like that purple dress.
I think it's mainly the colour, though.
Loob says:
Hey J.Harvey, with the 90210 spin-off, will they be doing everyone's kids all grown up? Like they did on Degrassi the next generation?
Because Heidi could play Donna Martin's kid.
Or even Donna Martin herself, if they just do a straight remake.
slacker chic says:
neither of these sluts deserve the attention they're getting for their crappy lines.
http://slackerchic.blogspot.com/
Billly says:
Eat shit Heidi-Horseface!!!
chomp chomp with your big chompers!
All that money wasted on plastic surgery, you can put balloons in your chest and shave down your honker but guess what?....you will never look good no matter what!
ho.
2 Old 4 This says:
OMG!!
a shout out to the Golden Banana!!!!
BWAA HAAA AHAAAA
Thank you J
Stickler says:
OMG! I almost died when I read "the golden banana" part. Gotta love MA. Love it!!!
B.SophiaLoren says:
B!tch, are you smashed? I picked up a TOTALLY cute faux vintage t-shirt. It was purple, and in big silver letters, it said "LOVE", except the "O" was the "woman" symbol (O, with cross underneath.) That was all sorts of right up my alley. Then, I realized it was by Paris Hilton, and I dropped it & ran over it with my shopping cart. (It was on clearance @ Marshalls)
Now- If I did that to Paris Hilton's shirt, what would I run yours over with? An actual car?
btchyspice says:
and another thing...these pictures are so BADLY airbrushed that it doesn't even look like her, pre or post-op. the last two look like a completely different person. AND, if that is a completely different person, they superimposed her head on THAT girls body in the other four pics. not to mention, why the heck did they elongate the body of the "model" so much that she looks sickly? compare these to the "real" photos of this girl and that AIN'T the same person.
Soph says:
I have to say i would actually buy her clothes, they are much better than lauren conrads designs, laurens are just plain and crap to be honest, and overpriced at that, i do indeed like these very much, and what i dont understand is why everyone is on laurens side on the hills, if you actually watch them, she can be such a bitch, anyway that is not the point, the point is, these designs are good and wearable.
Brittany says:
She's not very original.
I've seen those designs somewhere before.
And she said she was the fashion designer in school.
Really, because in the first episode of The Hills, she said she wanted to be "the fun, party-girl publicist."
ames says:
Lauren's line is expensive because it's produced in America and not by five year olds in china.