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So here's Paris Hilton at an MTV press conference promoting her new reality show, tentatively titled Paris Hilton's My New BFF. You draw the warm bath, I'll open the vein. Doesn't this slut have enough money? Who approves this trash? It's like an insidious pact with the Devil. The whorish ostrich and some money-grubbing execs at MTV plotting to bring our cultural level down just that much more. Yeah, I know I write a gossip blog but at least I use big words sometimes.

Anyway, Paris says her actual best friend Nicole Richie doesn't mind because "she's home with her baby". Nicole probably checks that baby for lice and sores whenever Paris gets through holding her.

The show will consist of several girls living in a house with Paris, and having to go through a series of tests involving "loyalty" and "girl politics". So basically like the most nightmarish sorority to ever grace our screens. And the winner gets to be Paris' new best friend! I'd rather be punched in the face by Death.

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16 more photos of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden at Paris Hilton's press conference are after the jump.

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33 Comments

March 14, 2008 12:03 PM

OMG when is this whore going to go away?? This show sounds so, so bad. She was the worst part of the Simple Life.

i'm sorry, i really like reading your blog but i have to say, if you are so against paris hilton's new show, why did you sell ad space for it? you call the mtv execs "money grubbing" while you are profiting off of selling ad space to promote it. seems a bit hypocritical to me...

"You draw the warm bath, I'll open the vein."

Ahahaha!! Indeed!

What is the deal with her hair? Why is it lopsided? It looks like a blind person cut it. I wish she would go away!!

At least she's corralled with a bunch of other no talent whorebags on a network that I can simply tune out.

-I mean, who wants to look at Paris' "Big Filthy Fagina" anyway???

-I mean, who wants to look at Paris' "Brown Flatulent Fuckhole" anyway???

-I mean, who wants to look at Paris' "Baloney Filled Farter" anyway???

-I mean, who wants to look at Paris' "Blown-out Fanny Flue" anyway???

-I mean, who wants to look at Paris' "Beat-up Fester Farm" anyway???

-I mean, who wants to look at Paris' "Bean Fudge Factory" anyway???

Paris Hilton is the classic American nightmare. We won't go into all of the sleazy ways in which she has desperately sought to achieve money and fame without substance, or her dishonesty and media manipulation. The obviously phony "shaman" photo op she hoped to trick the media with recently failed miserably, and only made her look even more disingenuous and narcissistic to the public.

Despite her claims of a "reformed psyche," this self-absorbed exhibitionist smokes and drinks like a fish while she persists in selling herself and the Hilton name to drunken crowds in clubs/casinos, gyrating and yelling profanities such as, "I want to f__k you all." During interviews, Ms. Hilton continues to project the IQ, sincerity and global awareness of a black hole. Her shallow "business ventures" consist of leasing her Hilton name to manufacturers who produce perfume and clothing she has neither created nor designed.

Because her movies bombed, this 27 year-old star-wanabee and media hound is now badgering the public for money and attention by trying to get them to believe that she is manipulating girls into appearing on a reality show that is based on the absurd premise that she is "tired of the haters and is looking for a friend."

No wonder she is the most disrespected celebutard out there.

March 16, 2008 5:54 PM

The only reason this skank wants to marry this punk is because he's the only one that a) has lots of his own money b) is willing to sperminate her worn-out womb.

Plus, Paris is jealous of Nicole's not new tits. She wants a pair. Why wouldn't she? You could wash and scrub clothes on Paris' front-end plank.

i thinki she is a hot bitch. put more hot picture

June 16, 2008 12:27 AM

i think she is a slut because she was naked in youtube and why should a boy date her she is a mean ugly barbie girl.she was raise as a bad girl.

June 16, 2008 8:35 PM

RIGHT HANNAH SHE IS A SLUT AND A BRAT.

June 16, 2008 8:48 PM

DID YOU KNOW THAT PARIS IS SO RICH BUT A VERY BAD GIRL? I THINK SHE HAS TO GO BACK IN REHAB BECAUSE LOOK AT HER ATTITUDE.SHE IS THE BADEST PERSON EVER SO CAN SHE JUST STOP ACTING LIKE A BRAT AND GO BACK TO REHAB WHERE SHE BELONG TO. LET ME TELL YOU THIS I DONT EVEN THINK SHE BELONG TO REHAB PARIS HILTON BELONG IN JAIL AND I THINK SHE DO DRUGS CAUSE LOOK IN ADDICTING GAMES THERE IS ALOT OF GAME THAT ECCAPING PARIS THE BRAT OUT OF REHAB.AND ON YOUTUBE SHE HAS NAKED PHOTOS IN THERE.

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