I know the fake tan is gross, and so is a leatherface, and looking pale is actually healthy but Anne Hathaway needs to get outside. Just go sit in the sun and have a coffee. I can see veins. Anne and her demonic sisters kept me prisoner while Dracula sailed to London to stalk my fiancee.
Here's Anne at the Human Rights Campaign Ally Awards gala. Neil Patrick Harris, Judith Light, Project Runway winner and tickedy-tack-tranny-and-not-apologizing-for-it-Christian-Siriano (I'm sorry, but that skit was heaven), Ricki Lake, and hot bitch George Takei were also in attendance.
Ricki Lake's husband is really nervous. He's sweating all over the place. He's moist. She's going to slip and fall! It's ok, because George Takei will save her. He's Superman. He's so dope that I think I want to have his babies. He's the master, the ruler, the man. We all need a little Takei in our lives.
Photos: Getty Images
24 more photos from the the Human Rights Campaign's annual Los Angeles Gala featuring Anne Hathaway, Ricki Lake, Andy Cohen, Wilson Cruz, Neil Patrick Harris, Nia Vardalos, Alexis Georgoulis, Jesse Brune, Judith Light, Nick Verreos, Raquel Beezly, Christian Siriano, Cat Cora, John Amaechi and George Takei are after the jump.
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Clip says:
sheesh...not everyone feels the need to look like a tangerine, give the girl a break! i'd much rather be pale than an oompa loompa.
IMHO says:
I don't think it's her paleness that's scary; I think it's her giant features and that she draws her brows & eye makeup so damn dark.
amy says:
I agree with IMHO, it's not the pale skin that's so horrifyingly wrong... her head is way too small to hold all of those teeth. I'd rather see pale than orange. She can look gorgeous, but it's hard to look at that picture. Her skin looks so much paler with those big potato head features.
Skep says:
It's incredibly harsh light. Look at how tough it is on everyone else. You might not like your snap in this setting either. Not that you'd worry about that, but I'm just saying. . . .
the wza says:
Damn, Judith Light's teeth are darker than Anne Hathaway's skin. Do Human Rights galas have swag bags? Maybe Judy accidentally got Anne's courtesy bottle of bronzer and applied it to her teeth. Meanwhile, Anne was busy applying crest white strips to her cheeks and sternum before accepting her award. That's one part hot mess, the Human Rights aspect is fierce. Tranny.
Centurian says:
All teeth and scary eyes.. she's a langonier
Sarei says:
Who defines what is beautiful and what isnt?
I find her quite natural looking...
like your best friend from grade school.
thats what makes her unique.
Not everyone has to look exactly alike.
She definately brings something new to the table.
Even if she does have large teeth and pale skin...
its fresh,new, and about time time someone kept thier skin healthy.
yikes says:
Anne Hathaway- - - -she just scares the begeezus outta me every time i see a picture of her.