Whoah, look how utterly cheerless Brandon Davis is. Even his fetching little headband is doing little to lift his spirits. At least it is lifting up his greasy hair so that we can get a better look at his utterly dejected visage. The socialite has good reason to look dejected these days, according to Page Six.
The paper is reporting that Brandon crashed on the couch of his buddy, music producer Scott Storch, and put their friendship in jeopardy when he tried to snag Storch's diamond watch worth approximately $100,000. According to an unnamed source, "Scott called Brandon and told him the watch was missing but, 'It's OK - I just got a new security system, so everything's on tape.' After learning he'd be caught, Davis "started crying hysterically and saying, 'Please don't tell anyone - I'll bring it back.'"
Apparently, Scott felt bad for Brandon and didn't go to the police when he got his watch back within an hour and his comment on the story was simply, "I heard about this. Give peace a chance." Awww, doesn't he mean "Give grease a chance"?
Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com/WENN
Loob says:
Boohoo. Twat.
Mia says:
What an utterly useless waste of space this piece of s**t is. I am hoping his day will come soon when he pisses off the wrong celeb or person and he gets done in. Tool Grease Boy is beyond gross and pathetic....and whats up with gay slipper things he has on his feet. Oooh, silly me, what else would complement the gay ass headband.
God I HATE HIM soooooo much !!!!!!!!!!!!
Joaquin Vierra says:
Poor Brandon. I would take care of him. He could have my watch any day. But I only paid about $32 for it at the Oxnard swap meet. But still. I could feed him chorizo and he could feed me chorizo. Then I could put my fingers through his greasy hair and use the grease as lubricant for our late night exploits. Grab the yayo Brando....its gonna be a long night.