Kelly Clarkson Isn't Wearing Drawers

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Here's some news we didn't need. Singer Kelly Clarkson has let us in on the fact that she goes around sans squirrel covers. She's even worried that the photogs on the beaver flight path might snap her.

Kelly says that she never wore drawers when she was on American Idol, and thought that this yeast infection dare was good luck. Well, you can't fault her there but I still didn't need to know this.

"Why'd anyone want a little thing up their butt when they can go free?" Kelly asked. First off, you don't have to rock the whale tail. Get yourself a comfy pair of Hanes Her Way or whatever they're called. Go granny. You don't have to have some kind of string in your ass. Secondly, that's not going free - that's telling Capt. Chafing to bring it.

A lot of guys go commando. I think that's telling Capt. Penis Mutilating Zipper to bring it.

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4 Comments

March 18, 2008 4:14 PM

Capt. Penis Mutilating Zipper never uses his power for good and not evil. ;)

Yep that's why she needs the button-fly, it's a mink trap down there.

exciting photo. i also saw her photo put on the site called WealthyDater. C om, really! is she want to find a rich man?

First off, is anyone else sick to death of all these stupid dating sites advertising here?

As for Kelly, way too much information!!! She doesn't have to wear a thong (only thing I can imagine that would have anything to do with her butt). Someone should buy Kelly a pair of granny briefs!!! Quite comfy and no danger of squirrels falling out of the next either!!

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