Here's what Cash Warren has to put up with everyday - Surly Bitch Numero Uno. God, imagine having to take that on errands? Here's pregnant Jessica Alba and babydaddy Cash Warren running around and fully miserable.
They got coffee, and Cash had to get some computer supplies. Poor bitch. You know he's fully enslaved iup in that house. "Cash, I want a cookie! Cash, you told me you were going to run lines with me! Cash, I've got hemmorhoids and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!"
He would probably leave this harridan, but you know she'd take him to court for child support and I don't think he works. She would probably garnish his wages from Best Buy.
Photos: FlynetOnline.com
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Photos: FlynetOnline.com
KnowsBetter says:
Do you think maybe they're sullen because the damn paparazzi are always waiting for them, ready to attack?
Jack says:
Well said KnowsBetter! Wish I had such a "harridan"! Cash is a lucky, lucky devil to have such a beautiful, sweet lady. Certainly luckier than Sir Paul - Heather is the real definition of "harridan"!
mojoman says:
Definitely not a pair of flattering pants you got there girl! I know she is preggo but wear something better than your washed up pants outside.
Zekers says:
I don't really care one way or another about Alba but, she's pregnant-she's entitled to be a little cranky...
Fuchsia says:
Hilarious post...
please stop says:
being such ass kissers. its not like jessica alba is going to magically decipher your IP address and come and thank you for defending her honor. she was a bitch when she got paris hilton dropped from the talent agency they both had, she was a bitch about zac efron when she met him and she still is a bitch. having a baby doesn't make you less of a bitch.