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James Van Der Beek is wearing what looks like the entire men's accessories rack from American Eagle at once. He's got the pendant, the bead bracelet, the sunglasses, and the cheap ring. Wait, that's a wedding band.

All he's missing is the leather thong bracelet and that damn bird icon on his tit. American Eagle is funny because it was originally trying to be the next Abercrombie & Fitch. The AE marketing team then realized that Abercrombie & Fitch is the gayest store to ever feature soft-core porn photos of teenage boys. So they quickly backpedaled as if to say, "No. No. We're all man! We like vagine!"

Dawson is leaving a medical center in Los Angeles. Can one of you eagle-eyed readers who work in the medical profession fill me in on what he's carting around? Is that protein? Some sort of ointment? Diaper wipes?

I wonder if he ever gets on the horn, and tries to convince Katie Holmes to make a break for it. Sometimes I really miss the Creek. I don't miss Andie, though. That bitch was crazy and talked to dead people.


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12 Comments

They're "Condoms in a Drum" the extra-ginormous size...

He's cute, minus the Mr. T starter-set.

March 19, 2008 11:09 AM

It's willy growth hormone. In powder form. 85% guaranteed to work, or your money back!

How does that work Green? Does one dip or sprinkle?

heh...he's around the corner from my cosmetic surgeon's office.

March 19, 2008 12:59 PM

Is that his cock ring on his necklace?

Poor Dawson.

March 19, 2008 2:58 PM

It looks like barium contrast that you have to take for a CT scan. Maybe he's having issues with his pooper.

March 19, 2008 3:13 PM

OOh, I so agree on the Andie remark!! I always thought that bitch was fruit loops!!! She never deserved Pacey. OOOH PACEY!! How I loved him!

I COULDNT stand Andie!!!!! I especially hated her when she cheated on her SATs! What a wench!

I wish there were still Dawson reruns on TBS. Those were the days.

March 20, 2008 4:23 AM

Looks like a fibre supplement. He is still such a cutie!!

August 28, 2008 12:38 PM

Amazing site.
Thanks, webmaster.

May 6, 2009 11:02 AM

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June 11, 2009 5:26 AM

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