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Because this woman needs more gross things on her face. Amy Winehouse is still having some issues with her skin. The official story is impetigo. But it's no secret that excessive drug use can play havoc with your epidermis. Anyway, Amy's latest idea for a cure is to add her own urine to a special ointment and smear it on her face.

"Amy's sick of turning heads for all the wrong reasons when she's out. She has tried all sorts of lotions and potions but none works. She is desperately unhappy with her appearance and she is happy to try anything that may clear up her condition. She is praying the urine ointment will work," says a friend.

Forget adding it to ointment. She should just find a way to pee on herself, and sell the tape. Some people are very into the water sports, and I don't mean surfing. There's something else she might try to clear up her "impetigo". It's called "rehab". I think a shower might help, too.

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Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

More photos of Amy Winehouse leaving her London home are after the jump.

(Hint - Right-click on the image thumbnails with your mouse to open them in a new tab or window.)

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Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com




8 Comments

March 24, 2008 4:09 PM

Perhaps Jamie Spears is available to help Amy Winehouse too... Heaven only knows she needs it.

March 24, 2008 8:58 PM

yes...not smoking crack will clear up your "impetigo" too. as will using a sponge when you apply your makeup trying to cover your crack sores.
please, someone get this woman to rehab RIGHT NOW!

March 25, 2008 1:55 PM

It's more games that Amy Winehouse and her PR people are playing. She is a drug addict, her skin condition is caused by said addiction!

I wish the press could stop with the lies and nonsensical stories about slapping pee onto the mug. I wish someone could slap Winehouse with those gorgeous pics of hers, during the "Frank" period. She now looks like one of those haggard drug-addicted hookers, not a Grammy-winning star.

..winehouse is made up of flesh and
blood like all of us. Conditions
like this do not play favors for
Grammy-multi-mill-mega-stars like
Winehouse...again, she is made
of flesh and blood, it is just
unfortunate that her charisma and
charm and talent and gorgeousness have
perpetuated such micro in the flesh and
blood of Amy Winehouse....she's human
for g-dsakes...

She disgusts me!

WHAT DOES EVERYONE EXPECT FROM A KNOWN CRACK HEAD? THIS IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!!!

March 28, 2008 10:30 AM

Well, she's not a quitter, I'll give her that, Maria.

She has Morgellons by the look of it. Are her doctors that dumb or are they just trying to cover up?

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