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So that explains it. My sources tell me that the most chilling part of Dancing With The Stars this season is the fact that Priscilla Presley's body moves but her face doesn't. If your ass moves, your face should follow! We may now have the answer to this mystery. A bogus Hollywood doctor injected her face with industrial silicon. I don't think that's what she thought she was paying for.

An Argentinean doctor named Daniel Serrano hooked Priscilla up with what she thought was something that "worked better than Botox" in 2003. Serrano got himself involved with a slew of Hollywood wives who threw "injection parties" where he would shoot them up. The problem was that Serrano, who was unlicensed, was actually giving these yentas industrial, low-grade silicon. This silicone is used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina. Ugh. Car faces!

Serrano was recently convicted by the federal government for smuggling drugs, and the conspiracy and use of unapproved drugs. He faces deportation.

The silicon is said to cause "lumps, paralysis and holes in the faces of some of the women (and some men) he injected. " So if you note that Priscilla can't actually swallow water without drooling and looks like your dashboard, you know what's up.


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More photos of Priscilla Presley and Louis Van Amstel leaving the Dancing With the Stars dance studio are after the jump.



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9 Comments

she looks like her ex-son-in-law, Michael Jackson.

Ick

It's really hard for me to feel sorry for Priscilla when she was born with beautiful genes, and then felt the urge to screw around with that.

March 24, 2008 11:40 PM

Just stopping with the harsh lip liner would help a lot..... I've always heard / read, when a woman begins to age, heavy make up just makes her look tired.... Pris needs to soften things up a bit with the goo.

March 25, 2008 6:24 AM

So much for their belief that Scientology makes you smarter.

Maybe she should get the good doctor to inject the bottom of Tom Cruise's feet to see if they can make him taller.

Prior to this procedure she looked like a ghoul...nothing worse than old women trying to look like they are in their twenties.

I live in Argentina.
Here dragqueens that can't afford plastic surgery get that done insted of breats and ass implants.
Is she having $$$ problems? Don't think so!
And another thought: Argentinians abroad always giving their co0untry a great name.
Whatever...

Can't her face be repaired? Doesn't this stuff eventually go away, or can't it be removed. Maybe it would help if she'd just fix that lousy stringy haircut - at her age she needs a nice style. hell, that beehive she used to wear is better than what she's wearing now.

April 2, 2008 2:45 AM

What, she is 62 people, she looks great, Jane Fonda Looks old, so does Lauren Hutton, She's a mess, as is Diana Ross and Melanie Griffith looks horrible.

Yeah, her cheeks are a little perky and her chin off, but thats so minor and easily fixable.

And, I have news for you. The chemicals in the food like McDonald's is just as bad if not worse than industrial silicon, it's true, look at the facts people and do research, look at the employees faces at McDonalds, so everyone puts horrible stuff in their bodies,. So, Should you suffer cancer because you are not a vegetarian and eat natural and organic. Because it is the same people, so if she deserves that, everyone who eats fast food should get diseases like cancer. it's true, as actually most food outside of Whole food is not fit for a roach to eat do not judge as you are santimonious...Only the amish should critize her if anybody because of their lifesytle. Enough said...

April 2, 2008 3:06 PM

you get what you pay for! she had this done in someones kitchen! if you want to look younger fine, just go to a real doctor or at least a doctors office. it's not like she's poor and can't afford the work.

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