"Muthaf*ckin' princess" Avril Lavigne played a sold-out show in Atlantic City recently, and addressed her recent appearance on Ashton Kutcher's Pop Fuction show. Yeah, I used a "u". She was up to mischief and convinced the world that she was preggers! Imagine that pink-haired stank baby? Avril was her usual whiny self.
"Man, everyone keeps asking me about this! Was it really that big of a deal?" she said. "Ashton approached me and I thought it was a great idea, mostly because I'm often attacked in the media and I don't know why. I have so many positive things in my life right now that I'm just, like, 'Really? Whhhhyy?' [when a negative story appears]."
Because you're annoying and you steal music. When asked how she would run a tabloid, Avril said that she would only run stories "full of nice things." Honey, you better land the shuttle because that doesn't sell. Can you just picture her asking "whhhyy?" through a mouthful of gum and playing with her hair? Isn't she from Canada? How did SARS miss her?
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Judes says:
Darling, I read your column because you are usually amusing (unlike some other gay bloggers). However, you have personally attacked Canada.
How did SARS miss her? How did AIDS miss you?
Very disappointed suges.
nysro says:
Why do Canadians get their panties in a wad everytime someones mentions your damned country.. It isnt any more speical than anywher else HUMANS live... get over it.
North Southpaw says:
Hmm. I didn't know we up here got our panties in a wad. How embarrassing! I CAN tell you, though, that the majority of us are extremely humiliated that Avril Lavigne did originate from here. We are very, very, touchy about that.
Judes says:
a) I don't wear "panties"';
b) no, not a lavigne fan;
c) maybe we get upset because Americans constantly poke fun at us and we take it because we are "polite". Lord knows you are the funnier bunch. However, to pull a crisis disease into something that the Rolling Stones (reference their TO concert) chose to overcome, for one minute don't you think this little pantywaist should overcome it? By the way, I am on the westcoast, loathe Ontario and Avril. The way this was presented was like Canada was some kind of epidemic.
Ya - come up here if you want to get legally married to your same-sex partner while you're all passing a dube around.
Until that time, shut the fuck up about any "diseases". The way a lot of us look at it, the States is the disease.
Ambrose says:
First of all yes I am an avril lavigne fan, as for America vs Canada well Americans apparently hate all canadians, regarding avril stealing songs I guess speaking two word such as "hey" or "you" would be called that and from a band which no one knew existed till they filed the suit and lost so blatantly. I guess it's okay if it's a popular band stealing songs I mean check out Beatles original song which was sang word to word by Pearl Jam too bad no one brings that up. But if in fact you say she did steal the song I think every song is stolen I mean you just need two words in a chorus LOL
Jim says:
I don’t get all the negatively towards Avril, she does not run around with her panties off, she does not abuse drugs, she does a lot of charity works, she is very good to her fans, but you blog that you wish that she gets Sars? People claim the she has stole songs, yet it has never been proved, but that happens when you8 become very successful, people go after the money. It is beginning to seem that you bloggers only follow perez hilton’s lead when it comes to how you portray Avril, and it is really getting old. It is good to see an example of young women such as Avril be a strong person that stands up for herself, and thinks for herself and provides a good example for young women that are coming of age. Because compared to the actions of most of her peers she is a angel and a godsend to parents of the kids that are in to her. So why not think for yourselves for once and actually say something real and think for yourselves, and perhaps say something good about Avril for once in a while, because I realy think the good about Avril far outweighs any negatives about her.