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Here's Britney Spears dressed for the Arctic and carting some Jack Daniels around. Is she in Nawlins? There's only one thing wrong with this picture. She can't read! Britney's turning to her old manager to help get her shit together. Larry Rudolph was the manager who guided Britney Spears to stardom before she fired him and it all came crashing down.
Sources say that they have been meeting, and discussing attempts to get her career back on point. Britney fired him for good last year when she went public with her issues over his management ability.
This is probably a good move. She's never going to be able to go back to the America's Sweet Tart days, but there's still a pilot light burning. I think he needs to steer her away from singing at Mel Gibson's church, though. Religious fanaticism isn't the road for her. By the way, how cold is it in Los Angeles? She's dressed like Han Solo's about to slice open his Tauntaun and shove her ass inside. Geek joke. In my defense, I had to look up how to spell "Tauntaun."
Showbiz Hack says:
She's probably coming down and can't get warm lol. What do you recon, how long before she dies of an overdose?
At least she's getting a lot of free publicity from being permenantly wasted in the mean time.
DavidDust says:
I bet her skanky ass smells just as bad as Tauntaun innards.
P.S. - thanks for looking up the spelling of "Tauntaun", so I didn't have to...
sexyback says:
It was actually pretty cold last night - around 45 degrees. Don't hate. We have thin skin in LA.
Simple request: Please make Lisa and Wayne bring Liquid Lunch back.
person says:
gahhh....45. I would kill for 45 degrees. hooray for the upper midwest!
kittt says:
she's reading Don Miguel Ruiz's "The Four Agreements" or maybe it's "The Mastery of Love"-- can you see that? i know because i've got both of those books in my bag right now, i carry them around all the time.... yay!!! they are wonderful soul medicine. thanks DMR...
Sam says:
I doubt she's really reading those books. She probably listens to the books on tape, or has someone read them to her. She carries them around in public for show.