EXCLUSIVE: Angelina Jolie Pregnancy Hoax!
It has been revealed that Angelina's purported pregnancy is nothing more than an attempt to raise awareness for a humanitarian cause near and dear to the actress' heart. Jolie's swollen belly is a prosthesis that she has been wearing and she has been doing so as part of her plan to raise awareness about the displaced refugees in Iraq.
The actress coordinated the revelation of her "baby bump" at the Oscars in order to gain maximum exposure after her trip to Iraq. According to an inside source, "Angie feels it is her responsibility to raise the visibility of the plight of displaced Iraqis and with the proliferation of celebrity pregnancies, thought this would be the perfect opportunity."
Meanwhile, during her trip to Iraq, she visited a number of orphanages in the hopes of adopting two babies. The source added, "Her plan is to have the adoption process finalized by the end of her fake nine month term. In her mind, those babies are just as much her flesh and blood as if she had given birth to them."
busyness says:
Says who? I don't know what to believe any more. So, I just tune out. Whatever.
Cris says:
Wait, is this an April Fool's joke?
chicksrule37 says:
Riiiight....what day is this...hmm....APRIL FIRST....Nice little made up story but I'm not buying it.
Mr. T says:
Gee, what is today? April 1st?
busyness says:
Oh, that, and it's April Fool's Day!
S_M_G says:
Dud ir is screaming April Fools! Try another one :-)
Tom says:
Nice try!
TyA says:
This sounds so unreal.
April first.
tierney says:
That's the best 4/1 joke you could come up with?
Disappointed.
Zekers says:
Huh...
I wouldn't put it past her, but as all of you pointed out, it is April 1.
Wow, Shiloh is growing right up! Looks like she may have caught up with Z.
PS. I noticed that you removed the spam-sh*t-thanks! You guys are the best!
DruNken LauRen says:
that was a good one... jajajaja papzzzz
Kangrrl says:
Uh-huh...and monkeys flew out of her butt.
'Though I'd actually believe that if I read it.
Zon says:
You could at least have given it *some* sense of reality. I don't know these people from uncle, but it doesn't even seem close to what they (or anyone else) would do. Lame.
april fools says:
LOL listen to all the grouches bitch about the post.
susan says:
How do you explain her swelling chest?
Hilarious says:
Hilarious! Happy April 1st Lisa. (I had to read this twice, though, before I got the joke.)
Aubrey says:
That was so silly! Ha!
JargonTalk says:
Hold on, this is supposed to be an April Fools' joke, right?
This one is almost as bad as your recent coverage of just about anything to do with Demi Moore.
One of the Masses says:
I don't think even Angelina would stoop to something as crazy as this. You could have said that Katie Holmes got abducted by aliens........oh wait she WANTS to be abducted by aliens...
lalalla says:
Aha and now it's april 4 ! why haven't anyone denied this? It's not about raising awareness it's about distracting from her not getting an oscar.
She isn't pregnant and is trying to smooth it over with the humanitarian shiz again. I'm not buying it , that toxic body of her's cannot carry a child.