Some TV critic over at the New York Times reviewed the season premiere of The Hills, lit up her pipe and referred to Heidi Montag as a "feminist". Gloria Steinem must have read that and shaved her head.
Heidi is frothing with joy over this and responded.
"I was very honored to be called a feminist hero," Heidi said. "It's a big deal to be even acknowledged, let alone complimented by The New York Times by such a profound, famous TV critic."
Hee. Was the height of her feminism when she was rolling around on the beach letting the ocean splash over her plastic funbags as Spencer Pratt taped all the skank? She was on all fours, backing it up to the camera to sell her terrible single! She's Eleanor friggin' Roosevelt! Maybe it was when she shot to fame by feuding with another woman on a reality TV show. Because that's sisterhood.
Seriously, she should be holding the N.O.W. banner at the head of the parade. All I want to do now is squat with her holding mirrors to our vaginas as we admire their utter beauty together as womyn. Because that's how feminist Heidi and I are. A radical lesbian feminist should hit her over the head with a bag of granola for this insult!
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Ew says:
This IS what feminism is today, sadly. Use your plastic boobs to get men off, that way you'll sell tons of albums and magazines. That's how whores earn their keep, remember? Sex & Men. DUH.
oh yeah says:
Because we all know getting gigantic fake titties is empowering!
She's a cute girl, but feminist icon she ain't.
BK says:
Please hand me the barf bag.
What a load of crap.
Monica B. says:
What defines a feminist icon? Is it a woman who shacks up with man lets him manage her career pays for her boob and nose job chooses a man over friendships and uses sex to sell her? If thats it feminists watch out!
Green Is Good! says:
Talk about APRIL FOOL'S Day!
peachpie says:
happy april fool's day from the new york times.
Anne Arkham says:
J. Harvey, you're a better feminist than she.