As it turns out, the "Jesus" in whose name pop star Miley Cyrus claims to be doing "everything" isn't the trim guy with the beard and sandals who died for our sins. It's actually Miley's neighbor, Jesus Gonzales, to whom Miley has devoted her life and her parents are a little concerned.
Miley's rep has denied the allegations, but Gonzales was quoted as saying, "The attention was flattering at first, but honestly, I don't really like her in that way. I'm actually way more into Hannah Montana."
Meanwhile, Miley would like to dedicate this iced coffee to Jesus.
OK, of course this post is our second little April Fool's homage--we hope you guys had a good one. And for everyone who was so annoyed with our Angelina Jolie post that was "obviously fake," remember when this seemed like a bad joke? Enjoy the rest of your week and remember not to take this shit too seriously, lest you end up with a butt cramp.
Photos: FlynetOnline.com
More photos of Miley Cyrus and her mother doing a little shopping after the jump.
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Photos: FlynetOnline.com
Loob says:
Snort! Nice one Lisa!
Hey I think I saw her daddy's profile over at crazyredneckbillionaires.org
What do you spose he could be looking for there?
Lisa T. says:
Loob,
Thanks for upstaging my post by being way funnier. ;)
You are such a dedicated little commenter and it warms the cockles of my heart.
Feeling mushy,
Lisa T.
Loob says:
Aw! *HuG*
Wait a minute, is it still April Fool's Day? Are you mocking me? ;D
april adnitt says:
Miley ROX :D i fricken lover her