David Beckham's Mom Didn't Love His Crotch Shots

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David Beckham went on that freakshow Jay Leno's show and talked about shooting those Emporio Armani ads which star his oddly shaped junk. He said that being shot in his underwear for the first time caused him some anxiety.

"I was quite nervous because obviously I knew my wife and friends were going to see it. And my mom was going to see it," he said.

He was right to be nervous. Ma Beckham wasn't into her little guy showing off his unusual basket. I'm serious. What's going on down there? A tennis ball? 30-Love!

"She was the first one to call me and say, 'What are you doing?' I tried explaining it to her, but she didn't really get it," Beckham said about his Mom's reaction. Is Ma Beckham new to our culture? "Ma, I'm famous, well-built and using my crotch to earn a vast amount of cash. What's to get?"


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Photos: SplashNewsOnline.com/WENN

Check out David Beckham's appearance on Leno from last night after the jump.




6 Comments

Yes, David Beckham needed money desperately and that is why he posed in his underwear with heaven knows what stuck in his crotch!!! Gee, why don't you donate the money you were paid for this photo shoot to charity? Then it won't have so much of that "ewwww" factor in the whole story telling!!! My vision is really getting messed up...

April 2, 2008 11:43 PM

He looks great in still photos, but he's really a dork, isn't he?! There's that Minnie Mouse voice and he's dumb as a brick.

Still, he seems nice enough. But, I certainly don't find him hot anymore! :)

He & Victoria have Children Foundation since 2000. "David & Victoria Children Foundation"
They are helping so many children who got cancer, pholio, etc.
They never expose their charity event to get people attention.
We know that from the parents or family who got helped by the beckhams.

His & her money to help many children.

I love the beckhams because They're gorgeous, famous, rich & generous!!!

April 3, 2008 1:25 AM

I'm telling you it's a wireless mouse! (By the way, I hear Becky likes to "right-click" when the Mrs is out of town.)

April 3, 2008 9:32 AM

Maybe he has soccer balls. Heyooo!!
Oh wait, he's british. Okay, he's got one big football.

I can't figure out if Corry is twelve years old or if he/she learned english from Penelope Cruz but someone needs to tell her that if she's donating money to the Beckhams' charity that helps kids with Pholio that she totally got hosed. Unless there's some new disease that's caused by kids eating toxic paper I'm pretty sure it's spelled p-o-l-i-o, dingus.


April 5, 2008 2:14 PM

Becks and Pish Posh are self-centered virus' on what is left of this country's family and cultural values. They donate enough money to charity to get their necessary tax write-offs. Move back to Britain, freaks, (oh right, you've already been run out of there) we do not need more of your kind in the U.S.

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