The Hard Candy promotional train is barreling down the tracks! You're going to be seeing a lot of Madonna in the next couple of months. She might even be on your doorstep showing off yoga poses one morning if you're not careful. Buy her album or die!
Madonna spoke to Elle magazine about a variety of topics. The song "Incredible" on the new disc contains the line "sex with you is incredible" (that's some Proust right there) and Madonna acknowledges it's about her husband, director Guy Ritchie. You might know him better as "the befuddled looking bastard who has to hold Madonna's bag."
"Sex with Guy is incredible ... And surprise, surprise, it's his favorite song on the album. Actually, maybe it's not his favorite song, but it's definitely his favorite line," she says. You know their marriage has been chilly for some time now but use every charming anecdote you can when selling an album. It's almost like she's running for office!
Madonna also expressed some distaste for overweight people. When explaining that she will never rest (because's a droid), she brought up the topic of weight gain.
"I'm not going to be defined by my age. Why would any woman?," she asks. "I'm not going to slow down, get off this ride, stay home and get fat. No way!" Then, making a face, she adds, "I would never get fat."
Well, excuse us, fitness nazi! I've been to almost all of your tours in the past 20 years and there were big people there! You hate America!
Check out the video from Madonna's Elle photo shoot after the jump.
JanePitt says:
She is so pathetic. It's true you can't shame the shameless. Poor Madonna, still wanting to be thought of as young and desireable. No one is saying this twat should be defined by her age, but there is such a thing as grace and acceptance. These things this bitch will never understand. So, so glad I never wasted money on any of her ablums or concerts.
tina says:
I so Agree with you Jane!!!
She tries to feed the masses such vulgar yet her own daughter can't even watch TV. She is a hypocrite is I've ever seen one!
sara says:
Yes, obviously most women don't want to be defined by the age and weight. And if most of us had the resources she has had, we wouldn't be "fat" either.
She's worked hard for everything she has; good for her. But what a condescending attitude toward women; what a stupid thing to say.
jules says:
Someone need to tell her that she would look a whole lot better if she gained a few because right now she looks like a prune. Oh, and someone needs to tell her that corsets and crotch shots are very 1984 Madonna...and 1986 Madonna...and 1989 Madonna...and 1992 Madonna..and 1998 Madonna...ho damn 2000 Madonna!
Sheri says:
Madonna is Madonna, you might love her or you might hate her, but she knows how to put herself in the limelight. She knows PR big time. I admire her because she's always said what she wanted and gone for it. So she doesn't want to get fat ... who does? So she doesn't want to look old ... does anyone? She is right where she wants to be ... she is the ultimate diva and is darn good at it!
Deborah says:
Oh put on some clothes, woman!You're a little too close to menopause for the crotch shots.
amaya says:
Wow, the fat and old women are in uproar!
amaya says:
Wow, the fat and old women are in uproar!
DrBamlah says:
She said the sexiest-strongest thing in life and of her personality is 'pain and denial.'
AlliBaba1234 says:
I would rather look fat than look like a sad delusional old prune wearing clothes that belong on a 14-year-old. Pathetic.
Red Duke says:
I don't like fat people either. And the Rolling Bones still tour. . .
Lola says:
Madonna is so full of herself (and botox and who knows what else). Another plastic person who feeds the Hollywood shite that anorexic is best. I hope she gains 30 lbs.
sabina says:
i agree with #1 and 2
madonna is the biggest hypocrite regarding tv!
she is as sexual and offensive as she can be in her videos,concerts, sex book, photoshoots. now i know why our moms hated her in the 80's!
yet, madonna's daughter and son cannot dare watch (tv) the trash she creates
also,she should not feel proud of her non-fat body
her muscles are WAY too masculine
she and chyna could have a good wrestling match
yuck
notice her name NEVER comes up in best body lists?
usa likes feminine bodies-halle,scarlett, jessica alba, heidi...
alabamacherry says:
Screw you guys Madonna is fabulous.
whatchoothink says:
I swear she's jabbing at another celebu-diva with that fat comment. I don't think she meant those everyday fat people who buy all her albums and go to her concerts and sh*t. She probably loves those fatasses ;)
As for not letting age define her. . . does this mean bitch is gonna be dry humping beds in cone corsets until she's 80?