Jessica Simpson is using her breasts combined with Bon Jovi's Slippery When Wet album cover to let us know that the Esquire magazine cover was just a terrible mistake in art direction. And not a revelation of what kind of chromosomes she's packin'.
Look at those tetas! Even I want to motorboat her! Tony Romo is a lucky man if he gets to play with that rack! At least we know what she got instead of brains.
More photos of Jessica Simpson from her Esquire magazine photo shoot are after the jump.
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Sassygirl says:
Ugh. I bet pervvy daddy dearest was all "up" on this photo shoot giving "pointers" on how she should pose!
Xavier says:
I think it was her Dad that art-directed this mess. Ugh. INCEST!