The CMT Awards!

The CMT Awards were held last night. Miley Cyrus and her dad Billy Ray hosted. American Idol is still informing us what the next big thing in country is, as child abused Kellie Pickler won awards for Breakthrough Video of the Year, Tearjerker of the Year and Best Performance. They seriously have Tearjerker of the Year?

Taylor Swift was the other big winner of the evening, scoring Video of the Year and Female Video of the Year wins for her ditty "Our Song."

"I wrote that song in the 9th grade for a talent show," Swift said in her acceptance speech. "I never thought it would be on an album, never thought I'd record it, never thought it would be a single, never thought it would be No. 1 and certainly never thought it would win video and female video of the year."

She's basically saying all you old bitches are lame seeing as she won for a song she wrote before she was even menstruating.

Carrie Underwood went home with nothing. Good, that will teach her. American Idol needs to stop foisting people on us. Billy Ray looks like a lesbian drag king, and he's complimented by LeAnn Rimes who looks draggish, to say the least. Faith Hill and her previously hot husband are slowly turning into that old couple who needs to relinquish the crown. She looks matronly. Why is Siquo there? Is he hustling? Is that Marcia Brady I see? And Nicole Kidman's face hasn't slid off yet from lack of Botox. That's seriously all this blogger has to say about country music. Thank you, goodnight!

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