Yikes. I'm not sure what exactly is wrong with Madge's face, needless to say, I won't be eating jelly beans any time soon. However, it seems that all of her hard work has paid off, with her her record sales for her Hard Candy expected to be as strong as those rock-hard guns she's sporting.
Her message this time around is a lot less obviously socially conscious than her last and the New York Times says her light-hearted dance tracks "will have her arena audiences singing along," adding, "she was smart to stay shallow."
Additionally, Jim Farber of the New York Daily News could barely contain his love for the album, "It may be the best album of Madonna's career." With her 50th birthday taking place this August, girlfriend seems perched to punch middle-age right in the face.
mimi says:
She looks like a used up streetwalker.
b.SophiaLoren says:
"Smart to stay shallow"? Is he insinuating that her music has ALWAYS been shallow? Cuz that would be true.
I'm sorry,but I don't care to see 50-yr-old vag in lingerie seducing JT. "4 minutes" looks like an advertisement to a MILF + barely legal boy fetish film.
tina says:
This chic thinks she's 20, get over it, you are 50 so start acting like a respectable woman biach!
J says:
Who cares what useless Jim Farber has to say? Madonna could release an album of farts and he would wet his pants over it. And Madonna is an old hag.
tptgal1 says:
...........morphing into Faye Dunaway
YouGotIt says:
Looks like middle-age punched her in the face first.
jbonz says:
Gramma! You PROMISED you wouldn't put on Granddad's "favorite outfit" when I had friends over!
craig says:
the new cd is great. I forgot in the usa female artists aren't important after a certain age. Truly pathetic mentality. I don't care if an artist is 25 or 65. Madonna still has millions of fans worldwide. I want to see her performing for as long as she wants. If you don't like her, quit watching and let the rest of us enjoy her.
James says:
Agreed, these losers have too much time on their hands. Sit down, knit your sweaters or read tabloid mags and watch your stories and grow old 'gracefully'. LOL Madge rules...as for you guys...well i just feel for ya bitter a_ses.
saeed says:
only madoona
Carloz says:
Hmm. Never been a Mage fan personally, but I do detest the drooling imbeciles who imagine that any female celebrity or notary should be judged on how "f***able" she seems to people who, let's face it, are unlikely to be among the most desirable or accomplished representatives of humanity.
These "she's old and ugly" idiots are presumably either backward children who got bored with posting inane, vitriolic drivel on YouTube while they w*nk over car accidents etc., or jealous, revolting, sweaty-bellied old men.
I'd be happy to reach 50 with Madge's body tone, quite aside from the fanbase and income.
No, she's not 20 any more, but I think she's got over it a lot more successfully than some of the f***wits on here. And, y'know, she has a life, and - I might be wrong about this - I'm guessing she's seriously uninterested in what someone with the IQ of a housebrick "thinks" of her.
Carloz says:
Hmm. Never been a Mage fan personally, but I do detest the drooling imbeciles who imagine that any female celebrity or notary should be judged on how "f***able" she seems to people who, let's face it, are unlikely to be among the most desirable or accomplished representatives of humanity.
These "she's old and ugly" idiots are presumably either backward children who got bored with posting inane, vitriolic drivel on YouTube while they w*nk over car accidents etc., or jealous, revolting, sweaty-bellied old men.
I'd be happy to reach 50 with Madge's body tone, quite aside from the fanbase and income.
No, she's not 20 any more, but I think she's got over it a lot more successfully than some of the f***wits on here. And, y'know, she has a life, and - I might be wrong about this - I'm guessing she's seriously uninterested in what someone with the IQ of a housebrick "thinks" of her.